COFFEE SHOPS AND CONFIDANTES
— the cast

❝ the adventures of padfoot and mystery girl.
sounds like a bestseller to me. ❞

STARRING ...

virginia gardner as . . .

CAROLINE LOCKABY
━━━━ mystery girl
" is it so bad that i find comfort in the fact that men have a higher mortality rate than women? "

ben barnes as . . .

SIRIUS BLACK
━━━━ padfoot
" is it so bad i'm tempted to alter that statistic
by pushing you off the astronomy tower? "

bella mclean   as . . .

KATIE MURDOCH
━━━━ muggle-born queen fanatic
" if you touch my night at the opera vinyl, as
much as i love you, i will castrate you "

paulina singer as . . .

AJ MCCARTHY
━━━━ the slytherin seeker
" oh to hell with world peace,
i want a breakfast buffet "

amita suman as . . .

PRIYA KUMAR
━━━━ mama bear
" i'm a confident and capable adult
... did that sound convincing? "

danny ramirez as . . .

CASPAR WOLPERT
━━━━ best friend's boyfriend
" i know more about your love life than i
do about my transfiguration NEWT "

chance perdomo as . . .

JAKE RAMSEY
━━━━ the overzealous assistant
"what's it to him if i slip some love potion into
his coffee? i mean besides a lawsuit "

vanessa redgrave as . . .

BIRDIE BLETCHLEY
━━━━ the shop owner
" i can't decide if i want to promote you
or hit you over the head with a spatula "