𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐃:
Character Headcanons
𝐯𝐢. Emmett Cullen

HUMAN EMMETT CULLEN

━━ Golden Retriever Energy. That guy who picks you up and spins you around when he sees you.

━━ Football star. Not just on the team, but the heart of the team. Coaches love him. Teammates love him. He still messes around at practice.

━━ Absolutely a mama's boy. Will carry all the groceries in one trip to impress his mom.

━━ The guy who eats everyone's leftovers. You don't want your fries? Emmett's got you. Half a sandwich left? He's already reaching for it.

━━ High pain tolerance, but so dramatic. Gets hit in football? "Bro, I think I'm dying." But he's fine two seconds later.

━━ Flirts with old ladies. Calls them "sweetheart," and helps them carry their bags. They adore him.

━━ Would 100% do dumb dares. "Bet you won't chug that gallon of milk." "Watch me."

━━ He's canonically a womanizer. His burly appearance makes the ladies swoon. All muscle but a big marshmallow inside? Who doesn't want that?

━━ Has tan lines because he works on the railroad all morning. He gets red so bad.

━━ Pulls pranks constantly.

━━ Can and will pick up anyone. "You're tiny, let me carry you." Doesn't care how much you weigh.

━━ Plays air guitar whenever a song comes on.

━━ He's the type of guy who chugs two liters of soda and burb it while singing the ABC.

VAMPIRE EMMETT CULLEN

━━ Still Golden Retriever Energy, but now he could actually kill you.

━━ Literally impossible to beat in wrestling now.

━━ Always underestimates his own strength. Accidentally breaks door handles, trees, entire walls.

━━ Loves bear jokes.

━━ Scary but in a fun way. If you run, he will chase you. Just for laughs. It's not that deep, trust me.

━━ Teases Edward about everything.

━━ Can sit perfectly still for hours just to mess with people.

━━ Still plays pranks, but now they're supernatural. Moves things around the house at vampire speed so people think they're losing their minds.

━━ Will carry multiple people at once for fun.

━━ Competes with Jasper in everything. Arm wrestling, hunting, who can stand still the longest, you name it.

━━ The reason Edward is constantly annoyed.

━━ Has thrown Edward into a tree at least once. Maybe more.

━━ Challenges grizzly bears to fights.

━━ Emmett is completely whipped. Like, instantly. The moment he lays eyes on Rosalie, he's done for.

━━ Rosalie acts like she's annoyed by him, but secretly loves his ridiculousness. Rolls her eyes when he does something dumb, but she's also smiling.

━━ Rosalie pretends not to care, but she absolutely watches.

━━ Emmett will fight anyone who disrespects Rosalie. Someone says something rude? He's already rolling up his sleeves.

━━ Rosalie is the only one who can tame his chaos. He'll be wrestling his friends and she just has to give him a look, and he immediately stops.

━━ Emmett is the big, dumb golden retriever, and Rosalie is the annoyed but loving cat.

━━ The ultimate power couple. They walk into a room, and suddenly everyone feels inferior.

━━ They are always touching. Holding hands, sitting close, arms around each other-Emmett cannot keep his hands to himself.

━━ Emmett loves making Rosalie laugh. He'll do anything-dumb jokes, silly faces, weird stunts. He lives for her smile.

━━ Rosalie loves that Emmett sees her-not just her beauty. She knows he'd love her no matter what.

━━ They absolutely flaunt their relationship. Over-the-top PDA, matching outfits, everyone is jealous. The IT couple everybody envies.

━━ They are completely inseparable. If you see one, the other is not far behind.