james potter

"I GOT EVAN BITCHES"

lily evans

" I married that toe rag"

sirius black

"i married MARLENE"

marlene mackinnon

"what was i thinking, was i drunk?"

remus lupin

"i am the only one single i think"

peter pettigrew

"where am i?"

severus snape

"i saved potter spawn?"

regulus black

"i am the hottest black ever"

and many others......