Wade would be lying if he said he wasn't nervous — he was practically pee-your-pants nervous. "You got this. They're just a bunch of kids." He remembered Vanessa's words in his head as he took a deep breath before adjusting his tie. He wore a suit over his Deadpool suit — he thought he looked cool. "Hopefully these little shits — I mean kids — think so too." He walked out to one of the many classrooms in the X-Mansion and instantly jumped in horror behind Colossus, "Why hiding Wade?" The metal mutant asked and Wade whispered to him, "When I asked for kids, I meant like thirteen year old middle schoolers," he motioned to the ground, "not a bunch of hormonal high schoolers."

Colossus tsked before grabbing Wade by the shoulders and placing him in the view of everyone, he groaned, "You may be a handsome piece of metal but I don't like being manhandled without my consent." Wade shrugged out of his grasp and cleared his throat. "Hello...everyone. You may all be wondering who is this suave, red and black wearing hero in front of you.." No one said anything, "I'm Deadpool, most people call me merc with a mouth or... can't say that one... point is — you are all here to be apart of a new band of mutants called," Wade went to the chalkboard and began to write, "X-Force!" He underlined the word a couple of times before looking at the teens, they didn't react. "This is where you all clap." Some clapped while others didn't. Wade bowed before tossing the chalk behind him and smacking his hands together — he rubbed them as he spoke, "So! Let's get through names — Superhero names that is — along with your powers."

He looked around, "Any volunteers?" No one said anything, "Oh come on, don't all jump at once.." Wade joked — everyone still stayed quiet, "Oh Jesus fucking Christ." He mumbled before going to sit behind the teachers desk, "Okay, guess I'll have to pick." He scanned the room, "Do you have any ideas on who to pick?" Wade asked Colossus — "Hm, that tiny one there." He pointed at a girl wearing a frilly dress with Mary Jane's. She huffed as she got up and walked to the front of the room. "My name's Lenora Duval. I don't have a superhero name cause," she shrugged, "and I'm a vampire basically." She went to walk back to her spot but Wade stopped her, "Lenora. Can you elaborate. What do you mean vampire?" Lenora rolled her eyes, "I have super speed, fangs, super strength, durability, etcetera..."

Wade was grinning, "Oh I can tell you're gonna hate me." Lenora spoke quickly as she walked back to her seat, "Good, I already do." Wade chuckled before speaking, "Who's next?" A beat of silence passed before a boy raised his hand, not too high but high enough to be seen. "Ooh, a volunteer. Come on up buddy." Wade motioned him over. The teen looked nervous as he fiddled with his hands, "Uh...my name's Charlie Adams. I go by Lifeblood cause uh I can control blood and stuff and yeah." Wade nodded and began clapping, "Give a round of applause for Lifeblood," he looked at Charlie, "you did great." Charlie tried to smile but it came out as a grimace. He went back to his seat and the boy behind him tapped his shoulder — he was blonde and very handsome, "Your powers and superhero name are super cool." Charlie nodded at the compliment but didn't say anything — instead just facing forward and putting his head on his desk, too much human interaction.

"I wanna go up next!" The blonde announced but before Wade could bring him up — the teen walked up himself. He was dressed in things that were clearly expensive, "My name is Ellison J. Queens. Pleasure to meet all of you." Wade nodded, "Delighted." Ellison continued, "My superhero name is Starboy because I can control light and stars y'know?" He smiled — no one returned it. Being oblivious, he went to continue speaking but Wade quickly cut him off, "That was an amazing intro Ellie, let's let someone else go up now, 'kay?" The blonde nodded with a smile before going back to his seat — he leaned forward to speak to Charlie, "Isn't this so exciting?" Charlie shrugged, "If being excited is that feeling of someone squeezing all my organs together but not enough to where I die, then yes, very exciting." Ellie quirked his head in confusion before he sat back in his chair, "Yeah..."

hope you enjoyed this first chapter, i swear ill try updating more often 😖😖