YES. FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE, I AM GOING TO SCREAM OUT LOUD ABOUT SOMETHING THAT'S BEEN BOTHERING ME FOR YEARS

((CONTENT MAY BE RELATABLE OR NOT DEPENDING ON READER'S SCHOOL LIFE))

So you guys know those irritating bunch of girls who won't even let you hang out with the opposite gender???

Like the bunch that spreads rumors and gossips a lot and winks and smirks at you when they see you talking like in a totally normal way to a guy (if you're a girl) and a girl (if you're a guy)????

THE BUNCH THAT FRICKIN TALKS TO EACH OTHER BY PUTTING THEIR MOUTHS SO IRRITATING CLOSE TO THE LISTENER'S EARS AND THEN ELAGANTLY COVERING THE WHISPERING WITH A DAINTY LIL HAND???!!!

SERIOUSLY PEOPLE?? THESE THINGS MAKE THEM ANNOYING ENOUGH - LEMME TELL YOU ABOUT MY PERSONAL EXPERIENCE.

So basically in the first year of middle school I was kinda friends with a back stabber dude (lol) who had sympathy for me but was a backstabber at the same time. We weren't officially friends, he just sat behind me in the school bus and we both got into Harry Potter at the same time so we just talked a lot of some random nonsense.

Then comes along the 'Dainty Gossip Gurl' gang and I was just talking to that dude about Sirius Black's death and KABOOM

KABOOM

KABOOOM

K A B O O M

THEY IMMEDIATELY FIND NEW GOSSIP MATERIAL AND K A B O O M

Next thing I know, people are coming up to us and asking us if we're a thing.

LIKE SERIOUSLY??!! We were what, eleven years old at that time??!!

HOW CAN SOMEONE SPREAD RUMORS LIKE THIS, HUH?

I really felt bad for that dude, though. We were humiliated and ridiculed for the rest of the year and it even got to the point when I started to hide from the Dainty Girls.

And then I found an even worse gang in another school. Thankfully, there, the guys knew enough to keep their distance from us because they knew they would become gossip material but were generally polite to us.

Okay. So there was this other Dainty Girls gang and they were the WORST

These were the ones that had hilariously infuriating code words or certain students. 

Your name would be replaced with a Country or continent starting with your initial.

I was Jamaica. Don't ask.

"Hey, Did you see Jamaica hanging out with Asia today? WOO~"

"I DID! I saw her talking to Niger about the Bermuda Triangle in Social Science class today - they were really into it! He even drew the triangle on the desk!"

"Oh! And did you hear that she and Switzerland made a character together? She drew it in his notebook and they both were having a fit of hysterical laughter over it! Why don't you ask New Zealand? She told me she got a peek into what Jamaica drew!"

"Hey, do you know what Jamaica drew in Switzerland's notebook?"

"Yeah! It was this ridiculous image of what I think was a poodle dog! And it was made entirely with scribbles! They called it scribble dog! How...romantic~" *girly giggles*

HELLO? SO YOU GUYS THINK MAKING A HILARIOUS CHARACTER WITH A SURPRISINGLY NICE JCK AND THEN MAKING A JOKE ABOUT IT WITH HIM IS ROMANCE??

HOW ARE THINGS LIKE THIS EVEN LEGAL -

I'm kinda glad none off them were aware of the LQBTQ scheme, if they had, I would have been forced to cut off any contact with all the people around me -