So those of you who've been following me for a while may know that I have a dog called Maya. I was telling someone about it when I realized that a I wrote a beautiful manuscript on my floofy pupper.

Some people who've roleplayed with me may notice that I've modelled one of my wolf O.Cs, Amaya, based off her! :D

Here it is.

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- I got her in June last year - an adorable black floofy pupper with white patches on her throat and on her chin that make her look like an old, wise wan XDD (IT MAKES HER EXTRA ADORABLE) Has big brown eyes that will instantly charm you.

- She's really, REALLY cute and I can't get enough of her (unfortunately Her Highness doesn't like being kissed by hoomans but likes to kiss her hoomans)

- Very very protective of her humans and will attacc and protecc any stranger who dare sets foot into her kingdom (unless they have treats)

- But...(the bigg BUT) Maya seems adorable and sweet but there's a bit of a smartypants side to her as well.

- If you stand within affection range and ignore her, she will start making really, REALLY weird whining and barking noises because she is in urgent need of BELLY RUBS and you are just standing there and observing her like the idiot hooman you are –

- Has the I.Q of what I doubt is a human - she will yell at you and curse your unkindness in doggy language if you stand by eating a delicious snacc that she just NEEDS –

- A REALLY, REALLY JUMPY PUPPER

- And is very, very smart

- Is a complete queen of sass - only you can't understand her roasts because you're a hooman and are actually lucky to be oblivious to getting owned by a sicc pupper

- Will fix you with the puppy eyes which I fall for instantly everytime you have a snacc and she wants it –

- TOO ADORABLE FOR MORTALS TO BEHOLD -

- WE DON'T DESERVE A HEAVENLY BEING LIKE HER –

- Will turn her back at you and walk off in a huff if you have (god forbid) displeased her sweet lil doggy heart

- Obsessed with running away from home...sort of. She'll sit all the way at the other end of the street on strike for more treats and will only return to her palace if a servant produces a packet of biscuits.

- If you run after her, she'll keep running a little further until you stop and will sit down hard on the ground until you give her more treats

- Doggy Houdini (master of escape)

- Believe it or not, she has her own throne - an overly chewed up plastic chair reserved specially for her. She will not be able to rest without it - she will throw a full blown tantrum if the chair is not by her side for her usage even for a second. She sleeps and sits and judges everyone on this throne. The best part is she's VERY possessive of her throne. 

She will bark and yelp at you if you take it away from her...however...If she sees you are sad and weepy, you will be allowed in her chair for a few minutes while she tries to help you calm down. Which is by being EXTRAAAA adorable and by letting you cuddle and pet her while licking your hands.

- You will be honored with a pawshake only after you have fed her treatos.

- Once you serve her for a few days, if you have a heart, you will fall for her and become her slave....FOREVER. (Her payment for your trouble is snuggles and cuddles and licks and doggy love)

- Loses her marbles when she is let loose inside the house walls, there's a huge chance you will have a black floofy pupper rocket crashlanding on you and throwing you backwards with full speed whenever you go outside. Her speed is blinding and TERRIFYING. Like the way she comes flying out of nowhere and yeets herself at you. Slightly painful as well but it's worth it as Miss Maya will be pleased with you.

- And also, if you live with her, you will get only quarter the amount of sleep you originally get - because she barks at EVERYTHING that poses a threat to humans. Including frogs, bugs, geckos, other dogs on the street, other dogs being walked on the street, innocent people on the street, other vehicles and bikes going past in the street, trees rustling, birds chirping, squirrels, birds, and even leaves falling.

She will expect you, as a dutiful servant, to remove the cause of her caterwaul. If you don't, however, she will simply continue.

That is all. Maya is now a year old and is still a queen.