The Case of the Cozy Conspiracy
Genre: Mystery | Parody | Chaotic brilliance
Starring: Detective Harua, Victim!Fuma, Judge!Jo, and an increasingly suspicious group of hoodie thieves
Previously on: Nicholas's shoes were stolen. K said the shoes "chose him." Jo held court with a banana gavel. Now? Fuma's hoodie is missing—and revenge is in the air.
🕵️ Scene One: The Crime Strikes Again
Fuma storms into the living room in a t-shirt.
Fuma: "Okay, WHICH OF YOU—"
Everyone freezes.
Fuma: "—stole. My. Hoodie. The soft one. The brown one. The one I wore during dance practice and emotionally bonded with."
Maki (immediately): "It wasn't me."
Taki (simultaneously): "I was asleep."
K (from the corner, sipping tea): "Perhaps the hoodie chose... freedom."
Fuma: "I will cry."
🕶️ Scene Two: Enter Detective Harua
Harua walks in wearing all black.
And sunglasses. Indoors. At 9 a.m.
Jo: "...Why are you dressed like a K-drama detective?"
Harua, flipping open a notebook:
"Because I am.
I've connected the missing shoe timeline to this hoodie heist.
This is not theft.
This is a pattern."
🗂️ Scene Three: The Suspect Board (A.K.A. the whiteboard he stole from practice room 3)
Harua draws arrows. Charts. Circles suspicious behavior:
K: "Already has a history of claiming stolen clothing 'chose him.'"
Yuma: "Allergic to confrontation. Possible red herring."
EJ: "Too quiet during all incidents. Too quiet."
Taki: "Laughed too fast when Fuma yelled."
Harua (pointing at a photo of a hoodie drawn in crayon):
"The thief is among us."
Nicholas: "Where did you get that drawing?"
Harua: "I made it. For scale."
🧣 Scene Four: The Great Hoodie Hunt
Yuma is interrogated with warm tea and gentle questions. Folds instantly.
Maki is trailed for 3 hours. Found napping. With his own hoodie.
K is observed attempting to befriend the washing machine. For reasons.
Jo secretly records everything for a vlog titled "Harua Loses His Mind in 4K."
🔥 Scene Five: The Hoodie Reveal
Night falls.
Fuma walks into the kitchen and sees his hoodie. On a chair. Next to a blanket fort.
Inside the blanket fort?
EJ. Asleep. Wearing it.
Fuma (whispering): "You..."
EJ (waking up): "I didn't steal it. I borrowed it. I was cold. And your hoodie smells like lavender dryer sheets and emotional security."
Fuma stares.
Then sighs.
"Okay... but next time, ask."
"I did. In my head."
⚖️ Scene Six: Jo's Return to the Bench
Jo (Judge again, banana replaced with a cucumber):
"The verdict: EJ is guilty of emotional theft but also kind of adorable."
Fuma: "I sentence him to hoodie-sharing privileges... under supervision."
Taki: "Court is adjourned! Someone make popcorn!"
Nicholas: "I swear if my shoes disappear again—"
K: "The prophecy continues."
Hoodie returned. Case closed.
But in the shadows of the dorm hallway...
someone opens a drawer.
Inside: Jo's missing sock.
A new case is born.
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