Genre: Dorm Chaos | Caffeine-Induced Philosophy | Harua vs. Fuma's Energy

ACT I: The Brew No One Asked For

It starts at 7:42 a.m.
Jo is still half-asleep. Nicholas is blow-drying his bangs. Harua is silently pouring cereal.

Fuma walks in.
Eyes wild. Mug steaming. Hoodie inside-out.
He slams down a cup labeled:

"RISE & GRIND"

Harua looks up. "You don't drink coffee."

Fuma grins.

"Not coffee. Espresso. Four shots. And ambition."

Everyone goes still.

ACT II: The Storm Brews Faster Than the Beans

Ten minutes later, Fuma's eyes haven't blinked once.
He starts rearranging the throw pillows by color gradient while reciting an entire leadership TED Talk.

"You don't need permission to be phenomenal!"

Yuma: "Bro."

"Wake up every day like destiny owes you interest!"

Harua: "I'm leaving."

"You can't spell 'potential' without—wait—actually, you can. But that's not the point."

Jo tries to steal the mug. Fuma dodges with ninja speed and somehow ends up on the counter holding a whiteboard.

ACT III: Fuma vs. Harua

Harua has barricaded himself in the studio.
Fuma is outside the door chanting:

"EVERY BREATH IS AN OPPORTUNITY!"

"...Stop breathing then."

Yuma chokes on his juice. Nicholas applauds.
K silently turns the Wi-Fi off in protest.

Maki wanders through with a granola bar. "Is this a new game show or...?"

ACT IV: Intervention

They stage a caffeine intervention.
Jo makes calming tea.
Nicholas reads a passive-aggressive poem.
Taki confiscates every espresso capsule in the building.

Fuma, finally winding down, slumps onto the beanbag and mumbles:

"Teamwork is the espresso of the soul..."

Then immediately passes out.

ACT V: Aftermath

Later that night, Harua puts a sticky note on Fuma's mug:

"If you grind the beans again, I'll grind you."

Fuma sticks another note underneath:

"Together, we grind. 💪☕"

Nicholas starts designing merch.

Sequel: "Nicholas vs. the Energy Drink Apocalypse"

It starts when Jo walks into the kitchen and sees six empty neon cans.

Jo: "You good?"

Nicholas (grinning): "I can hear colors."

Act I: Speed Mode

Nicholas has:

Cleaned the entire dorm with a toothbrush.

Rewritten their group schedule in calligraphy.

Labeled the rice cooker Gregory.

"He deserves an identity!"

Maki tries to hide the rest of the cans.
Nicholas backflips over the couch to retrieve them.

Act II: New Persona Unlocked

He changes his outfit. Three times.
Wears sunglasses indoors.
Starts narrating his own actions:

"Nicholas walks into the room—mysterious, caffeinated, unstoppable."

Yuma: "Please sit down."

"Nicholas cannot be tamed."

Fuma (from behind a pillow fort): "Someone taze him."

Act III: The Crash

Mid-sentence, Nicholas freezes.

"And that's why—zzzzzz."

He faceplants into the carpet.
Snores dramatically. Jo covers him with a blanket that says "MAYBE TOO MUCH ENERGY."

Mock Infomercial: &TEAM's Dorm Detox Plan™

[Cue soothing spa music]
Narrator (Harua, deadpan):
"Have your roommates lost control?"

🔥 Signs You Need Our Detox Plan:

One member tried to rewrite the laws of physics (Fuma).

Another attempted to time-travel via caffeine (Nicholas).

Someone named the blender Gregory Jr.

🧘‍♂️ Step 1: Reclaim Inner Peace

Jo's lavender tea (95% calming, 5% suspiciously strong)

Taki's "Shut Up and Breathe" guided meditation

🥦 Step 2: Gut Reset

K's five-ingredient green smoothie (may contain regret)

Yuma yelling "HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE" every morning

🛑 Step 3: Beverage Ban Enforcement

Harua removes all caffeinated items and posts signs like:

"ONE SIP = ONE SIT-UP"

💡Real Testimonial:

"After three days on the Dorm Detox Plan, I no longer hear colors." — Nicholas, blinking slowly

"He tried to name the stove." — Jo, unimpressed