Stan
•he doesn't really gaf
•"so can I have a discount ?? You know .. since there for Your daughter And stuff"
•"thanks , have a good day Mr. y/l/n"

Bill
•"uh I-I-I uhh"
•a literal mess
•Cries to you about it
•he still got them tho

Eddie
•Makes eye contact with him
•slowly backs away

Mike
•"never mind"

Richie
•"I'm probably gonna need the biggest size"
•"just gonna use them to stick it to your daughter later"
•"should we use them while ur not home?"

Beverly
•Lol what

Ben
•I'm sorry I literally can't write Smutty ones for him I might remove him