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"ℊℴ𝓁𝒹ℯ𝓃 𝓉𝒶𝓉𝓉ℴℴ"

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༘ ♡𝐸𝓂𝑒𝓇𝒶𝓊𝒹𝑒 𝒯𝑜𝓊𝒷𝒾𝒶 𝒶𝓈 𝑅𝒶𝓋𝑒𝓃 𝒜𝓁𝒹𝑒𝓃༘ ♡

Could you not say that, please? This is already weird

What? That I'm a vampire?

YES! As the daughter of a shrink, I'm obligated to take you to a mental hospital!

𝑀𝒶𝓉𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓌 𝒟𝒶𝒹𝒹𝒶𝓇𝒾𝑜 𝒶𝓈 𝐿𝓊𝒸𝒶𝓈 𝒜𝓁𝒹𝑒𝓃

So like, is he your sugar daddy or something?

LUCAS!

What? it's a genuine question

༘ ♡𝒥𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓅𝒽 𝑀𝑜𝓇𝒶𝑔𝓃 𝒶𝓈 𝒩𝒾𝓀𝒶𝓁𝓊𝓈 𝑀𝒾𝓀𝒶𝑒𝓁𝓈𝑜𝓃༘ ♡

I'm a thousand years old, I've seen everything

Damn, you're old. WAIT did you see Jesus?

Huh? No, I didn't see Jesus!

𝒟𝒶𝓃𝒾𝑒𝓁 𝒢𝒾𝓁𝓁𝒾𝑒𝓈 𝒶𝓈 𝐸𝓁𝒾𝒿𝒶𝒽 𝑀𝒾𝓀𝒶𝑒𝓁𝓈𝑜𝓃

I give you my word

God, why are you always so proper?

All of my siblings have anger issues, and while I do too, I hide it better

ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇꜱᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠᴀᴍᴘɪʀᴇ ᴅɪᴀʀɪᴇꜱ ᴄᴀꜱᴛ ᴀꜱ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀꜱ