This is my way of coping with the fact that I can't get my hands on The Dark Prophecy

I'm resorting to more fandom references

I need help

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Annabeth Chase has updated her status

If we went to Hogwarts,what House do you think you would be in?

Comments

Haley Morring:Well,according to Pottermore,I'm a resident Slytherin ;)

Leo Valdez: wut did u do to deserve to end up in the evil house?!

Haley Morring: WE ARE NOT EVIL!!!WE'RE JUST MISUNDERSTOOD!!! D:<

Leo Valdez: OK!Fine!Sheesh!

Percy Jackson: I guess I could be a Hufflepuff

Jason Grace:You're too sassy to be a Hufflepuff

Percy Jackson: Actually, my fatal flaw is loyalty,so that makes sense honestly XD

Frank Zhang: yay,I'm not the only Hufflepuff :D

Nico di Angelo:I guess I'd be in Slytherin :/

Haley Morring:...y must you hurt me this way

Nico di Angelo: what??

Haley Morring: Nothing...

Piper McLean: I think I'd make a good Slytherin.Charmspeak counts as manipulation, right?

Annabeth Chase:We all know I'd be in Ravenclaw,no doubt

Reyna:Hello fellow Ravenclaw

Percy Jackson: You're a Ravenclaw???I'd imagine you being Gryffindor

Reyna:I'm more than just a warrior princess,Jackson.

Caleb Bayes: Oohh,here comes the sass :0

Percy Jackson: quiet Caleb no one asked for your opinion

Caleb Bayes: >:(

Tia Finch: I guess I could be in Hufflepuff.I mean everyone always says I'm pretty nice

Kate Hampshire:You say that like nice people are only in Hufflepuff!Look at Piper!She's nice and she's Slytherin

Leo Valdez: Piper,you don't belong in the evil house,go to Gryffindor,you can be with Jason :D

Nico di Angelo: I'm sorry,WHAT?

Haley Morring: WE ARE NOT FREAKING EVIL!!!

Leo Valdez: Did you suddenly forget Voldemort was in your house?

Haley Morring: Did you suddenly forget MERLIN THE GREATEST WIZARD OF ALL TIME was in our house? :>

Leo Valdez:....

Haley Morring: We're done here *hair flip*

Piper McLean: You tell him Haley

Leo Valdez: Piper!

Piper McLean: Fine,if you're so confident you're not a Slytherin,go take the Pottermore test and tell us what you got.

Leo Valdez: Gladly >:)

~a few minutes later...~

Leo Valdez has updated his status

HOW DID I GET SLYTHERIN?!?!?!?!?!?!

Comments

Nico di Angelo: Saw that coming

Percy Jackson: That's what you get!

Annabeth Chase:Think twice next time you want to call my sister's Hogwarts house evil

Leo Valdez: I hate you all >:(

Nico di Angelo: Good :)

Kate Hampshire: That's your punishment for being houseist!

Leo Valdez: Houseist?

Kate Hampshire: Yeah!House racism!Houseist!

Will Solace:I took the test and got Hufflepuff,but now I probably can't be with Nico D:

Jason Grace:WHAT?!?!

Percy Jackson: Maybe interhouse relationships could work??

Jason Grace:I WILL NOT LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE SOLANGELO CANNOT EXIST IN HARMONY!!!

Hazel Levesque: Calm down Jason!I took the test and got Gryffindor,does that make you feel better?

Jason Grace:Sort of BUT NOT REALLY I NEED MY SOLANGELO SHIP TO EXIST

Thalia Grace:Gods,Jason,you are such a fangirl!

Percy Jackson: Thalia!Where have you been?

Thalia Grace:Uh...

Thalia Grace has logged off

Percy Jackson: Oh,come on! D:

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The lovely art you see above you is not by me because I cannot draw a freaking human to save my life

Anyways,tell me what Hogwarts house you're in

If you're in Slytherin, you get butterbeer and chocolate 🍺🍫

If you're not,you get to try this dirty diaper flavored Every Flavor bean :D

JK I think all the houses are great

But Slytherin is the best

#SLYTHERINWINSTHEHOUSECUP

~Webs