Jessy Cazalla has updated her status

ok why is it that once I got inside camp I turned into a Golden Retriever???

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Will Solace:how am I wolf but you're a dog??

Jessy Cazalla:Idk,reasons??

Admin:IT WAS MEEEEEE

Jessy Cazalla:the frick r u???

Admin has logged off

Jessy Cazalla:wow

Chiron has logged on

Chiron:The "Admin" wanted me to say this;all campers who have been turned into dogs are to report to the archery field for obstacle course practice.More information will be given there.

Percy Jackson:What happens if we don't?

Chiron:The Admin said that if you are a dog and refuse to come,there will be dire consequences that involve the Twilight movies.

Nico di Angelo:what if we're a wolf or any canine that isn't classified as a dog???

Chiron:You have an option to either come down to the obstacle course or practice hunting near the woods.

Nico di Angelo:obstacle course it is

Kate Hampshire:what if we're a cat?

Chiron:Any campers who have turned into cats are allowed to stay in their cabins.

Haley Morring:suckers >:D

Caleb Bayes:*single tear falls down face*

Percy Jackson: ^^^

Chiron:I just got more info from the Admin.Since you're all animals and they typically don't have last names,you will either have to remove your last name from your username or just change your name completely.

Clifford:Done :)

Percy:Caleb,is that you?

Clifford:Yup

Percy:Out of all the dog names you could choose from and you chose to name yourself after a children's cartoon character

Clifford:That's just my percy-nality

Percy:ayyyy

Tiny:Is this name good?

Kitty:Tia,you're not tiny!

Tiny:I know,but this name looks cute ^O^

Hazelclaw:Meanwhile I'll continue being the only one here with a Warrior Cats name

Jessy:boi I ain't changing my name,it's too FABULOUS to change B)

Chiron:Alright then,since we got that all sorted out,come to the obstacle course.

Chiron has logged off

Leo:Everyone put on your war helmets

Jason:*puts on war helmet*

~At the Obstacle Course...~

Nico:Why did I think it would be a good idea to come down here?

Jessy:Either that or hunting near the woods.

Caleb:*chasing own tail*

Jessy: Caleb!Or Clifford!Or whatever your name is now--stop!

Caleb:Sorry,force of habit.

Nico:Why are we even down here?

Chiron:I'm glad you asked.Campers, as you all know, a good majority of you have been turned into dogs,wolves,or some sort of canine. Judging by what the Admin told me, there is a slight chance you may stay like this forever--

Percy:WHAT?!

Annabeth:Percy,ssh!

Chiron:--so if that should happen, you should at least learn to better navigate these bodies.To do this, the satyrs and I have set up an obstacle course.

Travis:How is this supposed to help us?

Chiron:This course will help you become more agile in your canine bodies and hopefully keep some of you from face planting every few steps you take.

Leo:What is he talking about?

Piper:Drew kept tripping over her own feet when she turned into a dog.It was actually pretty funny.

Leo:Aww,I would've given anything to have seen that.

Chiron:The nymphs will be guiding you across the obstacle course one-by-one.Soon we'll move onto pairs.Now everybody line up at the hurdles so we can begin.

~Once training begins...~

 Percy:*jumps hurdles with ease*

Piper:*jumps through tire easily*

Will:*trips on hurdle on falls on face*

Will:!$%&

Tia:Language!

Jessy:Come on,Will!You're an Apollo kid!You're supposed to be good at everything!

Jason:*slips on balance beam and falls to ground* Ow!

Caleb:Jason,I thought you were Mr. Perfect!

Jason:I'm not perfect!

Leo:Clearly.Try to keep up,Grace!

Jason:*muttering* I hate both of you.

Nico:*trips on hoop jump* !#$%&*

Annabeth:Why are all the campers that aren't dogs doing so bad?

Kate and Haley:*watching the canine campers while eating popcorn*

Kate:I feel so bad for them.

Haley:Me too. *pushes popcorn towards Kate* Want some more?

Kate:Gladly!

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R.I.P Will's face

Jessy:HAHAHAHA NOW I'LL BE THE FAVORITE

~Webs