You open the door. The feel of cold air startles you. You step outside. A shadow looms over you. You look up to see a centry post above your head. You step back to get a better look at it.

A skeleton sleeps in it, and you are curious as to why he is up there, and of all things, sleeping. He awakes.

"Huh? Oh hiya, pal. I guess you're the human Papyrus is looking for."

You give him a deadly stare.

"Not much of a talker, huh? Hm. Well, let me introduce myself."

He disappeared in thin air.

"Heya." Said a voice from being you. You jump.

Despite this, you continue your path of genocide. He'll only slow you down.

"Please don't give me the cold shoulder. Don't look so blue." Sans said.

He appeared in front of you once again, and you push him out of your way. Sans stands there, questioning you.

"Ok. See ya later then."

You keep going onward. You see the same stupid skeleton again. This time, he's talking to a taller skeleton.

"Oh, heya kiddo."

"SANS."

"What?"

"OH. MY. GOD. IS THAT A HUMAN?!"

"No, that's a rock."

"Oh..." Said Papyrus. He was studying the human and Sans. He then resorted to the handbook called: "the official handbook to being as great as the great Papyrus himself, writen by the one and only, great Papyrus, captain of the royal guard".

He flipped to a page about humans, and observed the rock in front of him. The book read: "in order to classify a human, always look for these characteristics: two arms, two legs, and about the height of half a great Papyrus."

Just when the rock matched all the characteristics of the handbook, Papyrus made a conclusion.

"Nyeh heh heh! That's a great disguise you have there, rock, but you are no match for the official handbook to being as great as the great Papyrus himself! For I, the great Papyrus, wrote it myself. And this book clearly states that you are not a rock, but a HUMAN! Nyeh heh heh!"

"Oh. Darn."

"Now, it is time for I, Papyrus, to guide you throughout the entire underground! Nyeh heh heh! Wait right here, human. I will go pack us some lunches!"

You here a faint 'Nyeh heh heh' in the snow. Sans is still there.

"So, uh, kiddo. You want to get some Grillby's before you leave?"

You already start walking. Sans is even more worried. For Papyrus.

You make your way past a strange contraption, that you just simply walked around. You hear someone in the distance.

"Wait! Human! I wasn't ready yet! We were supposed to solve that puzzle together! Hmm... That puzzle was too easy, now that I think about it. But fear not! This next puzzle is extremely difficult! Try getting past this one, human!

You couldn't see anything. You walked right through and turn around in confusion.

"That doesn't make sense! The invisible maze was just right here! Or did I put it over there? Hmm..."

You walk forth without Papyrus knowing. He catches up.

"Human! Must you be so quick? I know! You're dying to solve a puzzle! No matter, for I, the great Papyrus, have all my puzzles pre-made! Unlike Sans!"

"Hey."

It was a floor with multiple different colors.

"Ahem. Let me explain the rules. Pink tiles can be passed through, no problem. They don't do anything. Green tiles spawn a monster you have to fight. Red tiles are indestructible. You cannot pass through them. Yellow tiles are electric. If they touch a blue tile, you may not step on that tile. And you may also not pass through them. Orange tiles make you smell like oranges, which, for some reason, means you can't go through the water. Purple tiles make you smell like grapes, which, for some reason, let's you pass through the water. Unless it's electrocuted, of course. Oh, and blue tiles are water. Understand?

You give him a serious look of confusion. Papyrus frowns.

"Pink tiles are passable. Green tiles spawn monsters. Orange tiles smell like grapes. Purple tiles smell like oranges. You cannot pass through red smelling like apples. Yellow is water. Water is blue. Understand now?"

You just start walking forward.

"Splendid! I take it you understand then!" And pulls the lever on the machine.

The tiles change color before you step on them. You step back. The tiles form all red. There's no way past. He pulls the lever again. It's all yellow and blue tiles. He pulls it again. The first row is orange and the rest is blue.

"Bro, the human can't pass any of these."

He keeps changing ot, faster and faster, until it breaks. The computer still processes it, and ends up being completely pink. You walk right through.

"Wowie! You solved it! Now to take this back to Alphys!"

Papyrus cheerfully points at the beat up and broken machine.

"I think she'd want you to keep it, Papyrus."

*sigh*

"You're right..."

Papyrus lunged the robot on his back, and started sprinting to Hotland. You start walking, but Sans puts his hand on your shoulder.

"Let's stop at Grillby's." Sans' eye lit up. "I insist."