(Done and transcribed by Turtle of the SeaWings)

Turtle:- Good Morning Necrox.

Necrox:- Morning Turtle.

Turtle:- So, I know you've been interviewing characters that may show up in NOIR, but I have an idea. Why not interview yourself?

*Necrox chuckles nervously*

Necrox:- Well- ummm-
I dunno.

*Turtle laughs and smiles devilishly*

Turtle:- Where would you like to start?

Necrox:- I dunno. Where do you want to start?

Turtle:- I've got one. Why write NOIR? It's really, a wierd story.

Necrox:- Well, the reason I wrote NOIR-

*loud noise from microwave drowns out Necrox's voice*

Necrox:- Wait! Ramen is ready.

*Necrox gets up and goes to get his ramen, while exclaiming "Hot!" all the way back to the table*

Turtle:- Come again?

Necrox:- Ok, so the real reason I wrote NOIR is-

*oven goes off and drowns out Necrox, again*

Necrox:- HOLD UP-
That ain't mine, chief.

*Turtle smiles sheepishly, as he had been baking a small cake, probably for Kinkajou.*

Turtle:- I'll get it later.

*Turtle gets up and turns off the oven*

Turtle:- So, spill it.

Necrox:- Well, the real reason I wrote NOIR is simple-

*door bell rings and you can hear Tigerfish, the SeaWing totally not introduced in Chapter 13, knocking on the door*

Tigerfish (in background) :- NECROX ARE YOU INTERVIEWING AGAIN? DIDNT WE SAY WE WERE GONNA INTERVIEW STAR?

Necrox:- TIGERFISH CALM DOWN TURTLE WANTS TO INTERVIEW ME!

Tigerfish:- DO I SMELL RAMEN?

Necrox:- YES BUT IT IS MY BREAKFAST!
WHY ARE YOU WHISPERING?

*Tigerfish kicks down the door and yells loudly*

Tigerfish:- I SMELL RAMEN!

Necrox and Turtle together:- AHHHHHHHHH!

(End interview)