SO

yesterday I told my friend I was going to be the imposter for Halloween

and uh, the fact that I'm even still alive writing this is kinda a miracle. An alien parasite has replaced me, knowing how to walk, talk, and even act like me. Please, be warned!

He has given me one whole chapter to write out to my friends before he replaces me for the day, soooooo yeah

Here I am, the real necrox

The imposter is literally sitting next to me, watching me write this

Definitely doesn't have a pair of pointy claws and a very veeeeery scary looking mouth

like dude, you on the cast of supernatural or something? You should seriously see a dentist about those teeth.

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okay he didn't like that, I now have a pair of claws to my throat. He also tried to take the phone.

greaaaaaaaat I'm gonna miss season two of the mandalorian....even though I haven't watched season one. Look, this is my will.

If real me doesn't come back before Sunday someone needs to come hunt the imposter, please. He and I are on terms that he replaces me for a day and I get tied up in my closet with my switch and a couple energy drinks.

No stabby, according to him. Of course that's a federal crime, and I EXPLAINED THAT TO HIM BUT HE DOESNT SEEM TO UNDERSTAND IT
I also explained that I don't have a good life insurance policy and I GOT A SHRUG

A SHRUG

anyways

In laments terms yo

I've been replaced

By a very angry parasite
That likes eating human flesh
And I'm vibing on a couch inches away from death

He also likes bowling for soup, specifically a really cool dance song

He won't let me open YouTube so here's the name of the song, he claims he doesn't want to accidentally watch a dream montage. (Like dude dream is amazing wtf you talkin about)

"A really cool dance song" -Bowling for soup
Yes it's an actual song

"This song sounds like a dance song cause dance songs are cool now

So get up and shake what your momma made ya"

Okay

This is goodbye
I love all of you platonically

And happy halloweeen

Claws off
Stupid parasite