Papyrus: Graveyard and Sans are busy at the moment, but I, the great Papyrus, will answer! 

*Gaster blaster sounds in back-round.*

Papyrus: The most puns Sans has said in a day? His record is something like 300.

*CRASH! BLAM!*

*Multiple Gaster blasters sound.*

*the sound of bones being somened.*

Papyrus: Oh dear.....