Free: *just chilling*

Valt: Hi Free!

Free: *head tilt*

Valt: ...... So you think you can just tilt your head like that and it's gonna convince me to give you whatever you want?

Free: I-

Valt: *grabs him by the cheeks* Well you're absolutely right. What do you want? Do you want treats? Do you want my soul? Do you want my undying loyalty? I'll give you anything!

Free: >///<

Silas in the corner: .....Wtf did I just witness-