Chapter 9

"BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP! Get up lazy dogs!"

I groaned as I squinted up at a smirking Chris.

"Who you callin a dog!?" Kylee snapped, crawling out of bed.

Chris was smart enough to run out the door.

I got out from under my warm covers and went over to get ready for school.

Oh.

School.

With Tyler.

The memories of last night came flooding back to me like a slap in the face.

Kill me now.

The night I had walked in on the whole messed up scene, Chris had kicked out Mike and Donna, which I had congratulated him for later, and had told me that he had found out everything, and had punched Tyler.

He was still pissed at Tyler, but had forgiven me cuz I'm that awesome.

After that, me and Kylee had revealed our brilliant plan to Tyler and Chris.

They had first laughed at us and told us it wasn't gonna work, but then we had convinced them it would, so they were in on, as Kylee likes to call it, 'Operation Cali'.

After that, Tyler had decided that he switch to the same school as me, after winning the argument, with Kylee on his side and Chris on mine.

So now I had to deal with 'hi royal ass' following me around like a lost puppy, since he had managed to get the exact same schedule as me.

I don't even know how he had gotten to switch schools this early, on such short notice.

I washed up quickly and changed into a pair of black denim jeans with a red tank top and a black leather jacket, completed with black leather boots.

The whole 'badass' look was insisted by Kylee.

Kylee sat me down and applied mascara and cherry red lip balm on my face, as I kept squirming.

I was only agreeing to this, because of Kylee's deal for ten packets of Twix chocolate, twelve packets of Mr.Noodles, and a whole box of red velvet cupcakes, every week.

I was a good bargainer.

She had tried to force me to wear blush on too, but I had told her no.

I skipped downstairs and ate breakfast with Kylee and Tyler, once I was done being Barbietized.

Don't ask me how I convinced Chris to let Tyler stay for the night.

Speaking of the devil...

Chris came downstairs with Jordan struggling to keep up with him.

Chris glared at Tyler, grabbed an apple, and said goodbye.

"Bye Jordan! Try not to upset Chrissy too much!" I yelled out, chuckling.

"Okay! Bye bye Hillree!" Jordan waved at me, ignoring the other two people, and ran out the door.

I laughed. He hadn't even noticed there was a stranger sitting in our house.

Chris' friend was giving them both a ride today, since Chris didn't want to be in the same car as Tyler.

Hell, he didn't want to be in the same country as Tyler!

"Let's go!" I said, grabbing my keys to my red convertible and walking out the front door.

Tyler got in on the passenger side, and Kylee jumped in the back seat.

"Ready girlfriend?" Tyler smirked.

I sighed and rolled my eyes, but said "Sure."

We had agreed to act as boyfriend and girlfriend at school, to make the whole marriage thing believable, even though I had argued and yelled, and even tried to smack both him and Kylee during the whole thing, but they had won.

I pulled out of our driveway and headed towards the school.

We drove I'm silence the whole journey, other than me singing Justin Bieber, and Tyler telling me to shut up.

I cut the engine after I parked in front of the school, and got out with Tyler and Kylee.

Suddenly, I felt as if I were being watched.

Glancing around, I was shocked to find every pair of eyes on me and Tyler, who was standing beside me.

I quickly glanced down.

Yup. I had remembered to wear my pants.

So why was everyone staring?

Suddenly, I heard a high pitched squeal.

I looked up to see Candace Martini, running up to us.

"Oh.my.god. I didn't know you went to this school!" Candace shrieked.

I looked at her confused.

How had she not noticed me-

Oh. She's talking about Tyler.

Tyler just ignored her, slid his arm around my waist, and started pulling me away into the school.

I tried to get out of his grip, but he just held on more tighter.

Grr.

I ignored all the whispers and gasps in the hallways, and held my head up high.

"Hi, I'd like to pick up my schedule." Tyler said to the secretary as we entered the office.

She smiled at him and asked some questions, typing into her keyboard.

Then, she pulled out a piece of paper, handing it to Tyler.

"Do you need a map of the school Hon?" She asked.

"No, I've got her." Tyler smirked at me.

I rolled my eyes and we both started walking out.

I was suddenly pulled away from Tyler.

I gasped as I almost fell backwards, but was caught by strong arms.

I turned around and groaned.

It was Alex.

I had not told him about my plan, and hadn't even contacted him ever since the weekend.

He looked pissed.

"What.is.he.doing.here." Alex spat out with venom, glaring at Tyler as he attempted to pull me back into him.

Great. First Chris, now him.

"He switched schools." I sighed.

I really didn't want to explain this all to Alex right now. In other words, I really didn't want to be yelled at today.

"Hey Alex!" I heard Kylee call.

He spun around reluctantly.

"What?"

"Hey to you too!" She replied sarcastically.

He just rolled his eyes.

"Want me to tell him?" Kylee asked, looking at me.

I nodded at her.

She was a lifesaver.

"Tell me what? Hilary, what's going-" Alex was cut off as Kylee dragged him away.

I had to remember to share some red velvets with her for saving me...

"Hey Tyler! Since when did you start going to our school?" I heard a high voice squeal.

I turned around to face the Barbies (the school's group of blonde bimbos) and rolled my eyes.

Since when did Tyler become so famous?

I hadn't heard of him until a few days ago.

"Since I felt I needed to be with my girlfriend more." Tyler replied with his signature smirk, the one that made my stomach flip twice.

He pulled me into him and pecked my cheek much to my surprise.

I sank into his safe arms, as the Barbies all shot daggers at me through their eyes.

I could practically feel their anger steaming off of them.

"Her!?" Barbie No.1 shrieked, giving me a once over and shuddering. "I mean, you could do so much better."

"I know right!" Barbie No.2 said.

I really didn't care what they thought, so I just rolled my eyes.

"Please excuse me ladies, but Hilary is so damn sexy and it's killing me right now to resist banging her right here right now." Tyler said curtly, dragging me away at superhuman speed.

I giggled as he pulled me into a janitor's closest and shut the door.

I peeked out from the window and saw the Barbies, all looking shocked, pissed, and jealous.

"Oh my god! I can't believe you just did that!" I cried out, clutching my stomach from laughter.

"They deserved it." Tyler shrugged.

Suddenly, the bell rang, causing me to sober up quickly.

I reached for the handle, but Tyler stopped me.

"Wait!" He grabbed my wrist.

"What?"

He ran his hands through his hair, making it all messy, which just made him look even more sexy, and scrunched up his t shirt.

Then, he messed up my hair.

"What are you-" I started.

"Shush. We need to make it believable." He said as he admired his work.

Then it clicked.

He was trying to make it look like we were actually doing what the Barbies thought we were doing...

"Uh, but I don't wanna get murdered from the Barb- I mean girls out there. I bet they're plotting their revenge right now." I said, glancing out the window to see they were standing there and waiting for me.

"Don't worry, I won't let those fake bimbos hurt my princess." Tyler winked at me.

"I don't need you. I can manage fine on my own." I rolled my eyes.

"Oh sure you can. Come on little tiger, we're late." Tyler slid his arm around my waist and pulled me out of the closet with him.

"I can." I mumbled under my breath.

I mean, I had epic fighting skills, since I had knocked out a big, burly drunk man.

But I didn't wanna get suspended for rearranging the Barbies' faces.

I saw the Barbies walking up to me, but stopped dead in their tracks when they saw the condition we were both in.

Uh oh.

I was pretty sure they'd pounce at me any second.

I quickly fixed my hair and clothes.

We both stepped into our Family Studies class.

I slumped down in my usual spot, three rows from the front, and pulled out my stuff.

"Can you move?" I heard Tyler say.

I turned to my left and saw him talking to Gabby Spritzer.

Gabby shot out of the seat at lightning speed, and moved one desk down.

Unbelievable.

Everyone was acting like Tyler was a king.

Maybe he was...

He could be an undercover prince...

Nope. I couldn't imagine him sitting in thrones and attending balls.

"Alright class. Everyone pick a partner. You and your partner will be pretending you both are a couple, and will have to practice raising a child, which will be this egg. After a month, I want the eggs back, and I will be checking to make sure they're the same ones. This assignment is worth fifteen percent of your grade, and is due one month from now. Your assignment start now." Mr.Pint said handing out eggs.

Oh great.

I looked around and saw most people were already in their groups.

I turned to my left and saw Tyler giving me a dirty smirk.

"Get ready, wife, we're gonna raise our first baby." He said.

I groaned.

I mean, fake-marrying him was okay, but raising a child with him?

A big no no.

I glared at Mr.Pint, who just gave me a confused look and then actually looked scared for a second.

I was about to run at him, when I felt a hand on my shoulder.

"Woah there. Calm down tiger." Tyler chuckled, looking amused.

You know what would be more amusing?

Wiping that smirk off his face. Literally.

I could get a knife and speak the whole Joker dialog, from The Batman, and then cut his mouth up...

I really needed to stop thinking so violently.

I felt my phone buzz and pulled it out.

'We need to talk. -A'

I sighed.

Time to face a whole lot of yelling.

"I gotta go. Best friend emergency." I said to Tyler.

He nodded.

I asked Mr.Pint if I could go to the washroom, and when he hesitated, I gave him another death glare, which made him nod quickly.

I had been practicing my Batman glares.

I quietly grabbed my stuff and ran out the room, towards the front of the school, where his car was waiting.

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There you have it, chapter nine :)

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