"I think we should have starbucks at our wedding." I laughed flopping down on the couch, pulling out my phone and waiting for a reply.

We were both 26 and still conversed mostly through text.

"I think you're stupid." Levi muttered shutting the apartment door behind him and joining me on the couch.

MEANIE.

"Thanks for reminding me why I'm dating you!" I leaned over flopping onto his lap.

Ping!

Tuesday May 2nd 4:00

Levi ('∀｀)♡
Move
Read 4:00

Y/N
No can do sweaty
Read 4:00

Y/N
*sweetie
Read 4:00

Levi ('∀｀)♡
I'm divorcing you
Read 4:01

Y/N
We aren't married yet :/
Read 4:01

Y/N
Even when we do get
married it'll be hard to kiss you
Read 4:02

Levi ('∀｀)♡
Shut up
Read 4:06

Y/N
I'll have to lean down
and break my back :(
Read 4:06

Y/N
Maybe we should fistbump at our
wedding instead!
Read 4:06

Levi ('∀｀)♡
About that
Read 4:06

Y/N
What??
Read 4:05

Y/N
Huh????
Read 4:05

Y/N
About what??? Are you gonna
grow five inches or something??
Read 4:05

Y/N
WAIT YOU WANNA
FISTBUMP
Read 4:07

Levi ('∀｀)♡
No I want to get married
dumbass

Read 4:08

Y/N
You WHAT??
Read 4:10

Levi ('∀｀)♡
Dear god I'm right here put
down your phone
Read 4:10

Y/N
No u
Read 4:10

But wait is this a proposal????

"Y/N?" Levi pushed my phone away from my face pulling out a small black box.

Oh my god.

"Levi I'll marry you, you don't even have to ask." I muttered grabbing the box and putting on the ring.

I'm engaged nowowowowoowoiuihuihiggyfeiufeiugefuefuuhfehu!

"What the fuck Y/N."

"I've got a fiance and he's mine to kiss bruh!"

Mwah!

I sat up kissing Levi and leaving the room.

"You freaked out more when your 'ship' kissed." Levi grumbled, dumbfounded.

"WAIT THIS ISN'T A JOKE????"

"NO."

"WhAT?"

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"I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S YOUR WEDDINGGTGTGT." Hanji burst into the room.

"I KNOW I CAn'T BELIEVE HE WAS MAN ENOUGH TO PROPOSPOEE."

"Can you two be quiet Y/N is supposed to come out now." An attendant motioned us to the door. My heart fluttered.

He looks gorgeous.

Hit or miss I guess they never miss huh?

You got a husband I bet he's gonna kiss ya

He gon make you food and clean your house wowowoowowowwwoowowoowowooowwowow.

"It's time."

Our vows.

I glanced up at his face unable to contain my laughter as I pulled my phone out of the folds of the dress.

Thursday August 1st 12:00

Levi ('∀｀)♡
'What's the homeworkr' is the
stupidest first conversation
Read 12:00

Y/N
*crying*
Read 12:00

Levi ('∀｀)♡
Don't cry
Read 12:01

Y/N
*crying stops*
Read 12:02

Levi ('∀｀)♡
I'm sad that I'm marrying someone
so stupid but it's ok I still love you
Read 12:02

Y/N
Levi...
Read 12:03

Levi ('∀｀)♡
Shhh
Read 12:04

Levi ('∀｀)♡
I can't imagine what my
life would be without you
Read 12:04

Levi ('∀｀)♡
But i'm not naming my first born
Startbucks
Read 12:05

Levi ('∀｀)♡
I love you
Read 12:06

Y/N
You're the only homeschooled
person I'm marrying
Read 12:06

Y/N
I want to thank myself for
Messaging you and finding
My soulmate
Read 12:07

Y/N
And also me for coming up
with all those challenges
Read 12:10

Y/N
The other day I deciphered
that message you made in cursive
It was cute but you forgot the W
In the alphabet :(
Read 12:11

Levi ('∀｀)♡
Whatever
Read 12:12

Y/N
I'm so happy I'm your
Best girl kiss me bye
Read 12:12

Levi reached out a hand and fistbumped me gently.

And just like that everything was perfect.

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This last chapter is my love letter to you guys. I thought about all the wonderful people reading this and did my best to include you in the story. Each and every one of you is magical and amazing. You have lit up my life and made me happier each day.

18,323 words. 225 pages.

Thank you EnderRiddle  for being the first person to really notice my stories. Because of you, this story continued.

Thank you leafifael  for being an amazing influence in my work, you encouraged me to continue.

Thank you wonmins  for being one of the best people on this site. I love talking to you and our conversations have influenced the jokes in this story.

Thank you ateliphobia  , fulleclipses  and SpicyErdapfel  for being my irl emotional support.

Thank you kthjhslm  we only recently started talking but you're amazing.

I WANT TO @ ALL OF YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL SO AMAZING BUT THERE ARE SO MANY OF YOU. READING ALL OF YOUR LOVELY COMMENTS EVERYDAY HAS ALLOWED ME TO DO SO MUCH.

Thank you PeppaPiggles  for being my brother.

So without further ado I'm pleased to tell you that I will be starting a new series Christmas day. I'm sorry but I really don't know where I was going with numbers. This new series is based off of my favorite TV show and is a Levi x Reader. It's called rambling (maybe idk leave suggestions here!)

- Ai