Dear coffee boy,

I don't have many friends.

Just Jenny and Kimmie.

Kimmie doesn't count Jenny as our friend anymore

because she's always with her new boyfriend.

Anyways, Kimmie will never forgive me.

Because I ruined her chances of scoring a date

To the Spring Fling.

She says she was flirting with Beckham.

Then I came and he left.

But she forgave me. I can tell.

Because without me, she has no one.

(insert greeting),

Alice

PS: Why don't you talk to me anymore?