Dance was my first lesson today and I really wasn't in the mood for it so I made up an excuse and got to sit on the stage in the dance hall and watch everyone else dancing and prancing about like idiots. There was a foam soccer ball on the stage, My teacher was facing the front dancing for the class to copy her. I sneaked over and picked up the ball and then threw it a Jody who was on the back row. She wobbled a little, turned round, gave be the evils and threw it back at me. This went on for a while me throwing it at her while she danced and her chucking it back at me before continuing the work.

"Jody detention after school." The teacher told her when she finally turned round.

"What for?" I questioned standing up on the stage.

"Well it is pretty obvious that she is throwing that at you and with you two god knows how long it has been going on." She moans.

"You don't know that's what happened. You can't prove anything." I argue back.

"Don't need, you are both in detention tonight."

"Well actually the ball rolled of the stage and Jody picked it up cause otherwise Caitlin was gonna trip over it and face plant the floor." I lied.

"The ball just magicked it's way into our dance class did it?" She asked sarcastically.

"No like I said it was on the stage and then the wind must have blown it cause you got the windows open and it fell off and rolled into the line."

"Ok, class let's get on with our routine." The teacher says.

"So Miss Payton is Jody out of detention. Cause you can't really give her one for saving Caitlin's life." I asked.

"Fine." She replied sounding defeated.

"Thank you." I replied pushing my luck a little. I took the ball from Jody and put it on a cupboard before sitting down.

We left the Dance lesson around 10 or so minutes later and Jody just looked at me shaking her head.

"How the hell do you do that and not get in trouble." Jody asked clear shocked.

"Well you just have to give them no choice. She can't put us in detention for saving someone." I responded.

"Yeah but it wasn't even true. If I had said that she would have upped it to all week for arguing and lying." Jody moaned.

"That's why you have to leave it to me. Trust me I lived with Liam and Frank most of my life I know how to play people." I laugh.

Next we went to our French lesson with Mr Goodwin, we coming to the end of our lesson as I was very bored I would say becoming bored but that happens the minute I walk into his lessons.

"Sir!" I call putting my hand up.

"Yes Teagen please ask your question in french." he tells me.

"Sir, Je nai pas une merde." I say putting a french accent on the end.

"No swearing." He tells me

"Sir I asked for a sheet."

"No you didn't that's monsieur je n'ai pas de drap." He corrects.

"Wait we started it 20 minutes ago, you didn't think to say it then. What have you been doing all this time?" He asks.

"Trying to work out what you told us to do. You know we're not French right? You should give us instructions in English then it might not take us 20 minutes to ask for a sheet." I tell him.

"Right well you can do it in detention tonight then."

"What I'm getting a detention for I only wanted a sheet."

"Foul language and failure to do any work."

"But.."

"No but's, get on with your work unless you want to extend that detention to all week."

I give up and shut up but I do not get on with work because I do not understand French.

"Can't get out of your own detentions then." Jody said as we left French.

"That man hates me that's why. I swear I could interrupt cause someone's cut my arm off and he'd still give me a weeks detention." I moan

"Oh yes it couldn't possible be the fact that you constantly interrupt him, never do your work, are always talking and apparently swore at him today. What did you even say?" Jody remarks.

"I do not have a shit. Like I don't give a shit." I laughed at my own joke which clearly no one got.

"How do you even know the French for Shit?"

"What do you think I do when we go to the computer room. I google translate swear words. Fuck is foutre." I tell her.

"Why? Why am I surprised at this. Of course that is what you do instead of doing work." she laughs a little.