James: Paris I'm leaving t-😲

*Paris falls to his knees and is now begging James*

Paris: Oh my gods, please, no. Don't leave!!! I promise to be a better person. I won't hurt the moose boy that Alyssa is dating. I'll stop eating your cookies that you bake so everyone else could finally have two just dont goooooooooo! 😭😭😭😭😭

James: I'm just leaving to go get some food for the house Paris. Goodness gracious you idiot calm down.😧

Paris: Promise? 😥

James: Yes I promise😌