Alyssa: *walks into the kitchen to see Matthew and Paris having a staring contest*

Alyssa: What are y'all doing?

Paris: *not blinking*

Paris: Having a staring contest.

Matthew: Eh

Paris: If I win, he has to stop being so close to you.

Matthew: But if I win everything stays the same and he'll leave me alone

Paris: I have to protect my niece you Canadian moose

Matthew: Says it to the wizard who gets beat up by a book from their boyfriend

Paris: Was that a threat!?!?!

Matthew: Maybe ^J^

Alyssa: *watches them argue*

Alyssa: Men... *she then walks out of the kitchen to go find James to talk with*