There once was a man named Mister Bigfoot,
Who lived the in the land of Lilliput;
And he simply loved to dance,
Though often appeared to prance,
Trampling and crushing most things underfoot.

At last, for Annual Ball of Romance,
Bigfoot achieved his long coveted chance;
But then he tripped on his foot,
The wooden stage went kaput,
And down the stairs he tumbled in a trance.