Spark: Welcome one and all to our brand-new show: RANGERS REACT!!!!!!

Spark: In this new show, we will be putting our favorite rangers into random scenarios  and seeing their reactions.  For the first Rangers React, our rangers will be reacting tooooooooooooooooo

Spark:...... Oh. oh. oh dear. Oh my.

Director: WHAT'S THE HOLD UP??!?!? JUST READ THE DANG CARD ALREADY!!

Spark: ourrangerswillbereactingtonocoffee 

Director: SPEAK CLEARLY!!! WITH ENTHUSIASM!!!!!!!!!

Spark: Our rangers will be reacting toooo: All coffee in the world disappearing!

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Will: Crawls under bed crying, Dies.

Halt: Explodes out of pure rage.

Gilan: Hallucinates and "follows his own advice"

Crowley: Drops dead on the spot.

Ranger Corps: Cease to exist.

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Spark: Well, that was fast! Join us next time on Rangers React!