What is with people and going into full detail about a guy's abs.

If I see something like that, I'll know that the teenage girl writing it is probably at home, sobbing her eyes out, clutching a Twilight novel, and eating a bucket of ice cream to get over to breakup and make up her idea of a perfect guy.

I'm serious-

Sirius: No! I'm Sirius!

Me: Not now, Sirius! Go hang out with you fangirls!

Anyway, if I read something like, "He had a frickle frickle 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 pack."

And I'm too lazy to add the comas.

Bro -_- did this guy get dipped in a bucket of mutation?