More Terribly written angst yippee

Wind Archer holds his chest in pain as he can feel himself slowly turning into Night Raven, he looks at Fire Spirit as he too was turning into Lord of Ash, they both didn't know what to do as they were overwhelmed with great pain, Wind Archer could only try to reach out to Fire Spirit for the last time before he loses himself.

Wind Archer: Fire Spirit... I'm... Sorry.
Fire Spirit: crap... Don't say things like that to me at a time like this Windy... You know im terrible at emotional sappy stuff...

Wind Archer has completely changed into Night Raven and fainted on the ground while as Fire Spirit has turned into Ash, he coughs as he looks at the form he changed into, it annoyed him everytime to see himself becoming so weak... He then looks at Night Raven and sighs, he carries Night Raven in his arms while looking at the chaos they both caused because of a battle they couldn't win and then flew away, never to be seen again.

It's not exactly angst but I did say it was terrible.

2_

It was a cold night out in the land after Dark Enchantress cookie has corrupted some of the legendaries, she successfully control their powers and authorities and now is on a cake rampage, Ash sighs as he was at the dragon's valley over looking the chaos, there he thought the valley couldn't have been more destroyed, tonight was too quiet... Back when he was Fire Spirit cookie he hated the silence... It makes him feel alone... But now the silence feels somewhat comforting, maybe he should have let the archer have a quiet moment to himself more often... Speaking of the archer... Ash has not seen him in awhile and wonders what he's up to, the Raven has his himself within the mountains near the Millennial forest despite the fact that he could leave willingly but chose not to... Then again can he really leave on his own accord? Ash shook his head and just decided to go look for him, different from his original counter part, Night Raven is more... Obnoxious... He's not that talkative but when he does is kind of annoying... He teases, joke, pranks... It's like the two of them swamp personalities when they got corrupted, Ash flew all the way from the volcano in the valley to the mountains near the Millennial forest, he closes his wings and began to walk around in search of the Raven Archer, the forest has long been plagued by darkness, trees has lost their green leaves, flowers has wilted and died, many other plant life has died and withered away all because the protector has been corrupted... What was left of the once so beautiful forest has become a dead land, Ash couldn't care more or less anymore, he eventually reached a cave, it's not very big but was enough for the archer to hide himself from the light, he looked inside the cave and saw no one inside so he decided go in himself, this cave has some passage way to some dead end roads, and Night Raven just uses them as random hiding or sleeping spots when he wants to, Ash checks some of the other roads before going into the last one, not sure if Night Raven is even present inside

Ash: hey Rave are you here?
Night Raven:.... Shit.

Ash was surprised to see Night Raven as he was in a completely different outfit and has removed his blindfold revealing his purple eyes, this was the first time he has ever seen Night Ravens eyes as he always kept them hidden for some reason.

Ash: uhhhh... Shit is this a bad time..?
Night Raven: kinda changing clothes here tf do you think?
Ash: right... Imma just go...
Night Raven: and you saw nothing!!
Ash: maybe I did, maybe I didn't
Night Raven: Ash I swear to the creators-
Ash: just fucking hurry up

Night Raven quickly puts on his blindfold and adjusted his clothes before going outside, tho he covered his eyes Ash can tell he's more then just upset with him, he can tell this is bound to send them both into the worst argument they will ever have so he has to do his best to pretend he saw nothing.

Ash: uhhhh... You have pretty eyes...?
Night Raven: next time I'm putting up a water barrier against you
Ash: I'm already extinguished flames give me a break, besides I never expected you to switch up the look...
Night Raven: I just wanted to try something new then this old rag... *Sigh* why are you even here?
Ash: bored
Night Raven: couldn't you bother Sea or moon or I don't know the cake witch? I don't have anything to do either

Ash just spreads his arms and wings out and motion he wants to hold Night Raven.

Ash: I want wing cuddles
Night Raven: no
Ash: oh come oooooooooon...! I can't get enough sleep the past couple of days!
Night Raven: yeah and my wing almost got burned because you suddenly changed back to Fire Spirit!
Ash: that's because your wings are warm!
Night Raven: then don't hug it!

They ended up cuddling anyways.

3_

Night Raven was dialing a number on the phone and panicking as he waits for the other line to pick up

Ash: hello?
Night Raven: I fucked up
Ash: Rave? Is this you? How the heck did you got this number?
Night Raven: not important I fucked something up
Ash: and what did you do this time? Set the cake witch oven on fire?
Night Raven: no- well I don't think so- but no I have a egg
Ash: a what????
Night Raven: I just made a egg in my sleep...
Ash: wha- WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN?! You gave birth to a egg?!
Night Raven: yep...
Ash: YOU WERE PREGNANT THIS WHOLE TIME?!
Night Raven: that would explain the bread cravings
Ash: oh for the hate of the creators tell me there's only one...
Night Raven: there's 2 of them
Ash: Holly shit... Ugh I'm coming over, DONT LOSE THE EGGS.