Person 1: Awwww I miss you too.

Person 2: don't think I'm weird but I'm sleeping with that shit you left in the bathroom :)

Person 1: WHAT?!??!

Person 2: yea it smells like you and it makes me feel better when you're not here!

Person 1: If you're trying to be cute or funny it's not working

Person 2: ohhhhhhhhh myyyyyyyy godddddddddddd

Person 2: *****SHIRTS

Person 2: I am going to kill myself right now.