Requested by- psychopathy_chick

I'm going to make this a no lemon sorry if this wasn't what you wanted. If you want a lemon for this just tell me and I'll make a extra chapter.
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You yawned and stretched opening your eyes. Where were you? You stared at the plain white walls with different colored smuppets everywhere. You only knew one person who would decorate their room with such weird things. And that was Dirk. Oh dear lord they were creepy, it was hard understanding how he could live in such an environment. You sat up putting your hand on your head from a head ache remembering the night before. You had gotten drunk and passed out at Dirk's place. You stood up shading your eyes from the light emerging from the window. You wobbled out of the room to find Dirk standing in the middle of the living room figuring out different poses with his katana. "Good afternoon sleepy head." He says smiling as he points the katana straight. "Ah-uh, I have a killer head ache do you have a medicine or some crap. I need to get home soon." You say crossing your arms and smiling. He looked at you and laughed "In the pantry. But it's pretty hard to find so take your time."
"Why won't you tell me where it is then?" You laugh.
"Because," he responds
You sigh and walk into the kitchen digging into everything. It took you minutes before getting into the last cabinet. You couldn't find it and you let out a angry growl your hand in the last pantry. Until You feel something warm press against your back. "I told you it was hard to find." Dirk says taking hold of your hand and moving it to the side until your find the medicine. Your face let's off a red blush. "Sure, thanks." You say grasping it and pulling it out. You back up into him then go forward and slip out. You go to open it since it was one of those push down then turn bottle things. "Shit." You say angrily trying to open. He laughs quietly then takes the medicine and opens it placing two blue pills in your hand. You look at them nervously. "Thanks...again." You say and go to get a cup you jump up and down to grab it but end up missing. "Why is everything so difficult in this house.." You say angrily looking at Dirk. He smiled once again and shrugged. "Okay that's totally fine, not knowing what's going on in your own house."  You reach again standing on your tip toes. He did the same exact thing sliding up against you. This time he got it. You grab it out of his hand. "I dare say Mr.strider are you flirting with me. A hungover girl." You put your hand to his chest playfully then bring back to yours smiling. You weren't angry any more, now just a little bit mischievous. You filled the cup up with water and drank down the two pills happily. Drinking the rest of the water you slam the cup onto the table. He looked at you. "I do say, that I am flirting with you." You paused for a second but then continued "Are you sure you want to flirt with me? I might still be a bit drunk." You giggle. "Pshhhhh on my smuppets ass." He says playfully back at you. You laugh, "okay then continue your flirting."  He pulls you into a hug "is this flirting?" He whispers in your ear sending shivers down your spine. You lightly hug him back friendly back. Being this close to him sent your heart racing, hopefully he couldn't feel. You blushed "that's, major flirting." You say like nothing happened, hiding your fluster. You knew Roxy and him dated for a brief period, you wondered if they hugged like this. You place your ear on his chest hearing his quickened heart beat. He was just as excited as you were! Was this a chance that he actually liked you? You took in a giant breath.  You might be in a hangover but whatever, you were going to ask. "Dirk." You say seriously. "Mm?" He asks, "Dirk, do you like me? Swear on your "smuppets ass" that you won't lie."  His heart quickened, it was a relaxing sound but also exciting sound. "Uhh, I do. Sort of like you." You pulled away a bit "you sort of?" You say raising a eyebrow.  You had never seen Dirk blush so much or get this flustered before, it was really hot. "Okay then. I like you (y/n)." He says looking at you. "Really!" You say excitedly. "Yeah (y/n)" you screamed in victory surprising him but settle down feeling the pounding in your head. "Do you still have a headache?" He asks seeing that you calmed down. You nod slowly. He pulls you back into an embrace and kisses the top of your head. "It will feel better soon."  You smile into his chest.
You knew you were not going to go home tonight.

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Kinda rushed this one my apologies . It's also my fault that I suck at being Dirk XD and I kept thinking about bro when I was doing Dirk and I was "shit, they're basically the same person, but THEYRE ALSO VERY DIFFERENT." 

Uuuuuugh XD