a/n: 113 in Short Story I'm dead ajskkaoamsbshjan. I just really love you guys. Thank you so much for everything x

Jordan: bold
Candace: italics

Lmao, the gif. Look at their faces ahhhh xD

➡incoming call
→Candace

"Candy? Why...are you calling me?"

"Right, I'm on a date with Damien-"

"Who the fuck is Damien?"

"The guy that got skewered in the ass by Chloe via her kebab stick."

"...I thought his name was Damon. I think?"

"Uh. To be honest, I'm not sure what his name is. I'm just out with him because, hey, free salad."

"I'm not even remotely surprised."

"Yeah whatever. Anyhow, I spy Darlene with some guy with Harry Potter hair. I thought you guys had a thing?"

"Nope. That's her boyfriend."

"But you have a crush on her?"

"Well, you're asking the obvious."

"Don't be feisty. Anyhow...are you okay with it?"

"Yeah. I think I am. It's easy to remember that she has a boyfriend and that we're just friends."

"Are you really sure? Because I can ruin the date with one comment, no joke. The boy needs a new haircut, really."

"Haha. It's okay. Thanks Candy."

"Yeah okay. Do you want some takeaway?"

"Too much salad?"

"No, I'm bored. Just want to cut the date short."

"You're like a male former me."

"Ew, no."

⬇

a/n: ahhh, Candy the bitch. She'll never change.

Fun fact: The guys name is actually Damien.

QOTD: Would you rather be: a fire bender, a water bender, an earth bender or an air bender?