Hello guys!Here are some wacky,and possibly nerdy,ways to survive high school.

1:Don't trust anyone with green hair,they work for the enemy.[the enemy:Your bully/worst enemy/rival]

2:If you make the bad mistake of ignoring step one,please be weary of walking with friends.I am not responsible for what could happen.

3:Watch dem video camaras if your a security guard.Also applies to pizzarias.

4:Don't watch youtube in proximity to the teacher or mascot.Also applies to pizzarias.

5:Get a pet,a bird or tortoises is the best bet,but dogs and cats will be more helpful if its too dangerous,and dogs and birds are good in groups.

6:If something goes wrong in chemistry,run the heck out of that school before your classmates start to figure out it was you that started the mess.

7:Don't be the second youngest in your class.

8:I'm telling you this because i experienced it,check to see if the field trip was cancelled,or else you'll end up eating chinese food in the food court of a mall.Though it will be darn good chinese food.

9:Don't IGNORE PEOPLE OR ANIMALS!Also applies to pizzarias.

10:Watch some handy dandy educational television when your at home.[educational television=anime]

Thats it for now,bye!