We dug solid into the soft soil and eventually had a hole big enough to fit my dead body. I set my body gently into the hole. In school when they asked "where do you see yourself in the future" I never dreamed I'd be burying my own lifeless corpse, but life is full of surprises. I closed my bodies eyes, and we laid a layer of soil over top. I stared down at my final resting place and felt deep regret at letting myself die.