Warning: this joke should not be taken seriously, I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings❤✌🏻and this is based on a true story.

In class, we have to present a PowerPoint that explains different Christmas all over the world. I presented Spain (cause I'm española amigos! Well, 1/4) so I did my thing and several countries later, this happened....

Teacher: so Max (Pretend name), what country did you choose?
Max: Canada
Teacher: so, can you explain what they eat and do for Christmas?
Me: *screamed and stood up* they eat roasted moose with maple syrup for the sauce! *everyone looks at me*.... *slowly sitting on the seat and sinking* cause they love their country! *laughs nervously*