Naughty Kid: "Hello! Do you have a refrigerator?"
Man: "Yes, I do. Who are you?!"
Naughty Kid: "Get a hold of it, it might run away"

*the man slams down the phone*

Calls again...

Naughty Kid: "Do you have a refrigerator?"
Man: *says angrily* "No! No, I don't!"
Naughty Kid: "Didn't I tell you to hold it?!"