I'm Distantwhisper, a she-cat... my brother was named Charsplit... as you can see, my pelt is very... smooth and silver, I guess... and I have some white swirls and black markings... like my ears, and tail tip... and muzzles, and I guess my paws too, I guess... I swear, I'm... I'm...

N o t  I n s a n e

At least not as insane as Vanilla, my... twoleg counterpart. Or, you may know her... as... @VanillaIsGoatLord? I dunno. But, uh, she's always... claiming to be... Goat Lord or something...

See that one over there, with the curly-ish wavy-ish golden blonde hair, kind of long hair too, and white blonde inside...? And she's kinda pale...? And she has light blue eyes...? Plus a few light freckles, dimples, and a lot of weird... stuff, I guess? Well, I'll hand it over to her now... I guess...

Hiya! I'm Grexel, but you can call me Vanilla! I'm shy in real life, sort of kind of... but not heRE! Haha! I'm super kind of mostly friendly (on the outside) and I swear I'm not insane like Distantwhisper claims! Alright, alright, I'm Goat Lord and that's all. A few true facts and a few facts about me:

Me:

-I love goats :P they are fabulous

-I don't like sugar a ton. But some of it I do! Especially Japanese Candies like Pocky...

-I'm not an otaku, I'm a weeaboo! Merp.

-I eat paper sometimes. Why not?

-I'm less innocent than I look...

-I love gore!

-I also love art (but I suck at it XD)!

There's a lot more but I'm too lazy to list it all.

VANILLA'S USELESS FACTS!

Why do the goats always be eating the roof? They always be eating the roof since the roof being always full of Vitamin Rainbow! That is very health for the goat where they can be magical so it is necessary.