I think this chapter was larger than any of the other ones in this story... Also, I was working on my laptop and I typed everything so emojis I couldn't type with average text have been reduced to things like *emoji*

Y O O N G I

"What are your plans for the future with Jungkook?"

Uh, well, we're going to live together until we're old and then we're going to live in the same retirement home and sit out the front and judgingly watch all the youngsters and complain about how things were back in our day. Then we'll die and be buried next to each other and do whatever in the afterlife.

"Are you gay or bisexual?"

Bisexual... Though now I'd say I'm Jungkook-sexual

"Do you plan on adopting cuz i'm pretty much available"

I will have to take this up with Jungkook first...

"Can I be your mistress? XD"

Sorry, but I'm loyal to Jungkook.

"Yoongi I love painting TOO! I'm already in realism and I'm eleven"

That's really good! You should definitely keep at it, especially if you enjoy painting.

"how are you so full of sweg fam"

I don't know, man, I guess I was just born this way.

"How much do you love kook?"

More than he loves G-Dragon.

J U N G K O O K

"What are your plans for the future with Yoongi?"

I'm going to get him to buy me lamb skewers, and then we're going to open a lamb skewer business with Namjoon's fundings.

(( if I didn't already know there were lamb skewer stories out there, this is the type of thing I would consider for a sequel ))

(( that being said I'm NOT doing a sequel! ))

"How was Hong Kong?"

It was great.

"Can i be your daughter, papi?"

I'm too young to have a daughter...

"Where did your innocence go you fetus XD"

Puberty took it away.

"Do you still talk to Jin? Sorry if this made u feel sad."

Seokjin hyung and I talk all the time, he still takes me to Maccas and the movies... It's great!

"how do you feel about namjoon being with tae"

I'm happy for them, if they're happy. I don't really know what their relationship is, but if it works for them then that's fine.

"How was yoongi if you get what I mean"

He was phenomenal. My mind was briefly blown (but it was restored) and he took me to Hong Kong.

Although Yoongi said that I just think this because I've got nothing to compare it to...

N A M J O O N

"When are you asking Taehyung to marry you?"

I think we need to date before we get married... So I guess after I ask him to be my boyfriend.

"Where do you get all your money from???"

I work hard and my art gallery is popular so people spend money there.

"Can you be my sugar daddy as well?"

Sure, as long as you aren't wanting anything sexual from me... I'm sexually unavailable.

"Namjoon I love you!"

Based off the seven states of love, I think I love you too.

"Can you be my sugar daddy?"

I'm going to run out of money if I keep being people's sugar daddy, but alright.

"when will you stop breaking things?"

When Jimin grows taller than me.

"When are you gonna propose to tae?"

Why do people want me to propose to Taehyung? I don't need to marry him, but if I propose to him it will be after I ask him out.

That being said, Taehyung can always propose to me if he wants.

((people are having sex on the show mum's watching...))

H O S E O K

"Did you ever have a crush on someone who wasn't Jimin?"

Well, yeah, sure. I mean, I've dated people and all that in high school. And I didn't meet Jimin until afterwards.

"How did you meet Taehyung?"

We literally bumped into each other when I walked into a cafe and he spilt coffee all down my shirt. He got fired and insisted it was my fault and that I should treat him to lunch because of it, so I did.

"How's the jibooty"

Pretty great.

"Can you teach me to dance like you lol"

Jimin and I are planning on opening our own dancing school, so when it's open you can come and I can teach you.

"teach me how to be the sun"

Well first you've got to be happy. Are you happy?

Then you've got to smile really wide like this

And someone's bound to call you a sun.

Alternatively, you can just become a large mass of incandescent gas and have most of the planets revolve around you.

"Have you gotten a piece of that jibooty yet?"

No, not really, I'd prefer the jibooty to remain intact...

"Okay no real talk
Are you a horse?"

Do I look like a horse to you?

J I M I N

"You top?"

Sure, but switching it around is always nice.

"Did you ever actually like Yoongi as in like you wanted to be with him? Or were you two just play around?"

Yoongi and I had our little fling when we were both lonely and horny, so we didn't do much other than sleep together or hang out like buddies.

"What do Yoongi's pubes look like?"

I would assume the curtains match the carpet, but they didn't when I was sleeping with him because he had pink hair and he didn't dye down below.

"When will your height increase?"

When Namjoon asks Taehyung to marry him probably

"Where can I avail your coffees lol they sound delicious af"

They don't just sound delicious, they are delicious. But I make them at the cafe, y'know, The Thirsty Artist.

"do you think you'll grow"

You know some of these comments aren't good for my self esteem... I didn't think my height was that bad. Hoseok said he liked my height.

"Why are you such a sweetheart?"

I guess you are what you eat (or drink) and I drink a lot of sweet things?

T A E H Y U N G

"Do you want Namjoon to ask you to marry you? And would you lose namjoon to Jin?"

I mean, I caught that bouquet but I'm not that interested in marriage, not yet anyway. But if I had to marry someone then yeah, I'd like Namjoon to marry me. And I'm not going to lose Namjoon to Jin, Jin doesn't want Namjoon.

"You rly need to be a singer"

Nah, I need to focus on my current career. I'm going to get to the top of this convenience store food chain.

(I have to, I made a bet with Namjoon and the stakes are too high)

"How's life with the smart guy"

Sometimes he says things I don't understand and I have to just nod my head and pretend I understand.

"Did you eat a whale when you were young? How is it possible to have a very deep voice..."

I could call Namjoon in and get him to give you some scientific response to that question... Because I really don't know.

I probably did eat a whale―

Namjoon: it's actually caused by―

Next question!

"do you sing to namjoon bcos your voice is sdjwodjdowndksndoendowndk"

Sometimes I sing to myself without realising it while Namjoon is nearby and he gives me the same reaction basically. Thank you.

"Would you consider getting singing lessons again? And are you happy now?"

I'm happy now and maybe in the future I might get lessons again. Namjoon wants me to, everyone else wants me to, might as well...

S E O K J I N

"Marry me"

I'm sorry but I'm not ready for that sort of commitment yet. Come back in a couple of years when I can provide for my future spouse and then we'll see, okay?

"Are you single? I'm always free Jinnie~ I'm always here for you~ ;)"

Your winky face concerns me, but I've quit the dating game for now. I'm going to concentrate on my career from now on.

"did you ever regret breaking up with jungkook?"

I went home, stuffed my face full of ice cream and cried myself to sleep the night I broke up with him, so yeah I'd say I regretted it. But Jungkook's happier now, so it was worth it.

"Who're you currently dating?"

No one...

"Can i date you"

Give me a few more years okay?

"Please be my mom, love you :*"

I love you too. And sure, I'll be your second mum, because I'm not replacing your current mum. She went through a lot to produce you, be grateful and go love your mother.

"Can I kiss u"

If you can find me

"are you happy that jungkook is truly in love"

Of course I am, all I want is for Jungkook to be happy and if it means being with someone else then it's okay.

"How are you so god damned perfect?! honestly fight me irl; I don't care that you're my bias *fighitng kaomoji*"

I guess some people are just born perfect.

But come at me, bro. I'll take you on.

Just don't damage my face.

"Mother have you found anyone yet?"

No, but I'm not looking so it's okay.

M E

"What are all your otps? And by the way I love all your books!!"

Well for starters, thank you ^^ and as for OTPs... To be honest I appreciate most of the ships. One of my OTPs would definitely be Namseok, but other than that I'm not entirely sure...

"You say you can't write smut because you're inexperienced but I think if you do some research you could be super good. Are you gonna do that?"

Do you mean practical research... Because if you dothen no, I'm not going out and doing it for the sake of a story (sorry, but I'm just not that committed). Sorry

"Who's you bias"

Jeon Jungkook

"How much time did you take to complete this story?"

About two months and twenty four days provided my maths is correct... Which, knowing me, it's probably wrong.

"Can I be your friend *emoji*"

I'm always up for more buddies so sure.
Though, warning you, I am a terrible person to be friends with over the internet because I suck at conversations and stuff.

"hOw did you wRite suCh a gOoD boOk"

I've got to be honest, I'm not entirely sure...

I had zedflame helping me with most of it, so I'd say that's probably it.

"Will you adopt me?"

Uh... Is there much work required? Because if there isn't then sure... But I don't know what it entails...

What am I signing myself up for?

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Okay, now this story is done... Thank you once again for reading this and thank you everyone who managed to ask questions in the short time I allowed for questions to be asked.

Now I'm going to go speedily do the homework I put off to write this. And close this window because that gif is actually really distracting.