Would you guys be interested in this game if I created one?

Basically,  I give you an elder and you give it a name based on the condition, injury it has.

Example:

Leafdapple - white tom with brown patches and a long tail.

Retiring due to failing eyesight

One Answer could be

Blindsight

Another could be,

Noeyes XD 😂😂

You get the idea 😂😁

So yeah, you guys interested?