2+2= Four

3+3= Tris

4+6= Fourtris

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Allegiant is Four's new landscape.

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FUTURE CHILDREN:

16 year old girl: Hi, my name is Tris.

18 year old boy: Hi, my name is Tobias.

16 year old girl: You're mom read Divergent too?

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"Tobias Eaton" spelled backwards is "Notae Saibot" which means "perfection" in a language I just made up.

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Dinner at my house:

Mom: So, how was your day?

Me: feels, lots and lots of them.

Dad: okay... Can you pass the bread?

Me: NO DAD! DON'T EAT THAT! *Throws bread far away*

Mom: *sigh* calm down sweetie.

Me: fine, what's for dessert?

Mom: ice cream.

Me: can we have chocolate cake?

Dad: no, but if you want we can get you one for your birthday.

Me: *burst out crying* I AM NOT GOING TO STAY WITH YOU FOR MY BIRTHDAY I'M LEAVING TO AMITY!

Parents: ... *eats food*

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FACTIONS ON THANKSGIVING:

Abnegation: lets cook turkey and give it to the factionless!

Amity: lets feast of bread yippee!

Candor: I'm thankful for nothing, sorry, not sorry.

Erudite: lets calculate our calorie intake so that we can input it in our diet analysis.

Dauntless: *sends turkey down zip line*

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Me at choosing ceremony:

Me: *cuts hand* *tears up* HOLLY-OH MY THAT HURT LIKE MOTHER-

Me: *gets blood everywhere* sorry! Oh my god!

Me: *trips over own foot* GOD DANG IT!

Me: *crashes into bowl of hot coals* *catches on fire*

Me: *takes erudite bowl and pours in on self*

Me: *slips on own blood* OH MY GOD I JUST WANTED TO BE DAUNTLESS!

Dauntless leader: go home.

Me: but I'm dauntless born.

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Initiation Fandom Faction:

Fangirls: welcome to our faction, you will be valued on edits, your blog, level feels and OTPS.

Fangirls: for fun, we like to stalk on people *cough* Tobias Eaton *cough*

Fangirls: after initiation, you'll take a job writing fanfictions, making fanart, running a fan site Ect...

Fangirls: good luck, and may your ships sail successfully!

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PLOT TWIST:

Peeta works at dauntless and bakes chocolate cakes

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Finnick taking the aptitude test:

Tori: they can't control you, they call it sexy.

Finnick: hella yeah!

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Finnick's landscape fear:

Finnick: *looks into mirror* I'M FUGLY!!!!!

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Four: the chasm reminds us that there's a fine line between bravery as idiocy

Four: gets drunk by chasm.

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Tobias: are you human, Tris?

Tris: ...

Tris: no, I'm Santa Claus.

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It's hard for me to make friends...

Me: what's your name?

Stranger: Jeanine

Me: yeah, this isn't gonna work.

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When I found out that Uriah, Marlene and Lynn aren't going to be in the movie:

Me: *flies all the way to where the director lives*

Me: *stabs him with a butter knife*

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We all have that one person we want to stab with a butter knife

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I work out because I know I would be the first one to fail dauntless initiation

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Factions At Restaurants:

Abnegation: I'll have bread, peas and chicken, can I help you bring it?

Erudite: what is the calorie count in the Bow Tie Carbonara? *takes out calculator*

Candor: this restaurant sucks! *looks at waiter's shirt* OMG! Where did you get it?!

Amity: I'll have bread please. EVERY. SINGLE. LOAF.

Dauntless: Is that cake?! MINE!!! *attacks waiter*

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Amity: do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

Erudite: knowledge will give you power!

Abnegation: put others importance before your own.

Candor: always say the truth.

Dauntless: YOLO.

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Factions at school:

Amity: sorry can't focus, I had bread toast for breakfast whoooo!

Dauntless: (dosen't show up)

Abnegation: can I help you with your homework?

Candor: why does everyone hate me? I'm just being honest.

Erudite: soon we will rule all these idiots! MWAHAHAHA!!

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Factions in The Hunger Games:

Abnegation: "you kill him." "No, you kill him." "Only after you."

Amity: *opens parachute* weeee bread! BREAD FOR EVERYONE!

Dauntless: I'll butter knife all of you!!

Candor: you probably won't live very long.

Erudite: the amount of force it takes to drive a knife into the heart is...

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Factions using iPhones:

Abnegation: here ya go *gives phone to random kid*

Erudite: I can fix this and make it 385.03% faster!

Candor: *tweeting* I HATE YOU! BTW, that scarf looks bad on you.

Amity: *plays candy crush all day*

Dauntless: *calls friend* hey, wanna set something on fire?

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Dauntless Initiation:

Initiate: what's your name?

Me: Bill.

Initiate: Bill?

Me: it's short for billion.

Initiate: what-

Me: that's how many fears I have okay?!

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Summary of insurgent:

Tris: YOL-

Tobias: no.

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Shauna: knock knock.

Zeke: who's there?

Shauna: Daisy

Zeke: Daisy who?

Shauna: DEY SEE ME ROLLIN!!

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I ship Petris!

ALL ABOARD THE FAILBOAT!

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Hello! Liked the Divergent special? If you did please vote!

Sorry for all those Faction conversations, I thought they were funny :D

QOTC: what Faction are you from?

A: I'm PURE Dauntless baby. No but really. Ask any person in my class. I can beat every. single. one to the ground.
But I guess I'm also Erudite because I did the test on my family and they are all Erudite! I also get the highest grades in my class (not every time). And then my mom is Candor. So I'm Erudite and Candor-born?

I'M DIVERGENT!

:P

Thanks for reading!! I have lots of special chapters ready for ya guys!

MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR!!

MERRY ALMOST CHRISTMAS!🎄