PLOT TWIST: (Includes Divergent)

When Peeta was "hijacked" by President Snow, Peeta was actually in a long lasting Dauntless Serum simulation. Created by President Snow's sister, Jeanine Matthews. Though Jeanine does not have a good relationship with her brother, and so that is why Jeanine is so concerned about what is "outside the fence" because what is outside the fence is her brother and Panem.

MIND= BLOWN

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If Katniss never volunteered for Prim:

Ceaser: So tell me Peeta, is there a special girl back home?

Peeta: well, there's this one girl that I've had a crush on forever. But I don't think she even recognized me until the reaping...

Ceaser: I'll tell you what Peeta, you go in there and win this thing and she'll have to go out with you!

Peeta: No, I think I'll try to give her something better... Her sister back.

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November 20th 2015 after seeing Mockingjay part 2

Me: what now?

Friend: I guess we go back home and try to forget.

Me: but I don't want to forget.

Me: I don't want to lose the boy with the bread

Me: you don't forget the face of the person who was your last hope.

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Rue: sing me a song

Katniss: shawty got them apple bottom jeans

Jabberjays: (jeans)

Katniss: boots with the fur

Jabberjays: (with the fur)

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Prim: Since the last Hunger Games, something is different. I can see it.

Katniss: what can you see?

Prim: Peeta is hotter

Katniss: ...

Francis L: the script Willow

Prim: I mean hope, hope

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If I don't get to see Sam Caflin in his underwear in Mockingjay then I am starting a rebellion

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Me in the Hunger Games: what's the wifi code for this arena?

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Prim: you don't have to protect me or mom

Katniss: what, why?

Prim: we have high speed wifi. We'll be okay

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Prim: Since the last Games, something is different. I can see it.

Katniss: what can you see?

Prim: the wifi signal got worse

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What's Finnick's favorite game?

Truth, Odair.

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Cato Perry

Track-list:

1. I killed a girl

2. Ur so dead

3. Hot 'n' cold

4. Thinking of Rue

5. Career Gurls

6. Tribute dream

7. The Girl that Got Away

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Story of my life:

Me: *writes a story*

Me: haha, I'm such a good writer!

Me: *reads The Mortal Instruments*

Me:*reads Divergent*

Me:* reads The Fault In Our Stars*

Me: *reads Percy Jackson*

Me:*reads The Hunger Games*

Me:

Me: *destroy my story*

Me: I'M SUCH A BAD WRITER.

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Gale says I never smile except when I'm alone in my room on the internet

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Me through the day:

Me: wakes up in the morning and grabs a book from a shelf

Mom: it's time to go to sleep!!!

Me: wait... Waaaat?

(CREDS: @CarnationSnow)

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Welcome to the 74th hunger games {will.i.am's voice} bring the action

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*cave scene*

Peeta talking about his dad:

He said, "see that little girl? I wanted to marry her mother but she ran away with a coal miner."

*meanwhile in the Mellark household*

Peeta's mom:

Peeta's dad:

Mom:

Dad:

Mom:

Dad: honey, I can explain

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Me: Hey girls!!!!

Girls: Hey!!!

Me: do you love Josh Hutcherson??¿??

Girls: ya we do!!!!!!

Me: *revs chainsaw* well he's mine

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Annie steals Effie's wig.

"THAT IS MAHOGANNIE!"

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What is Finnick's favorite game?

truth odair

well it certainly ain't The Hunger Games

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A day in the life of Josh Hutcherson:

Him: *bumps into someone*

Him: Oh, I'm sorry

Him: Why is she screaming?

Him: Oh I forgot.

Him: I'm Josh freaking Hutcherson

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Mom: why did you throw a perfectly good box of blackberries away?!

Me: those are nightlock Pee--Mom!

Mom: If you keep on acting weird, I'll have take away all your Hunger Games stuff

Me: I just can't afford to think like that

Mom: I'll burn the stuff. I mean it.

Me: FIRE IS CATCHING! AND IF THEY BURN YOU BURN WITH US!

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Teacher: I want you to sit in the quarters.

Me: Quarter QUELLS? Lol

Teacher: Not again...

Me: I'll be in the third Quarter Quell

Teacher: what?

Me: I volunteer!

Teacher:

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◻I'm Single

◻I'm Taken

☑I'm waiting for a insanely attractive Shadowhunter, wizard, Victor, Demigod, Dauntless with a number for a name

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TBH the only good thing about 2013 was Catching Fire

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Me: begins and finishes a book within a day

Me: begins and finishes a book within three months

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Everlark in high definition is the reason I breathe

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Have you ever experienced such a plot twist that you go to cover your mouth but you accidentally slap yourself in the face

I have

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Effie Trinket was in so much pain over Katniss and Peeta going back to the hunger games in fact you could say she was in mahogany

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I had a dream I was in The Hunger Games and I ran up to say hi to Jennifer Lawrence and she tried to kill me

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My favorite part about catching fire, was when Johanna says "f*ck on TV and they bleep it out. This nation broadcasts children killing each other savagely but God forbid citizens hear the f-word

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"Doctor, doctor what's wrong with my daughter?!"

"Well, sir.. It seems she has a critical case of...the feels"

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ugh so tired

haha no I lied I'm in a fandom I don't sleep

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If you think that Jennifer is overrated, then congrats I don't care

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If Jennifer Lawrence hit me with her car I would say thank you

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Catching Fire more like catching my heart and destroying it

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She wears short skirts I wear fandom merch. She's a cheer captain and I'm a bundle of uncontrollable feelings

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Where's Finnick?

Odair he is!

hahaha

haha

ha

no he's not

he's dead

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Person: they're just fictional characters

Me: and your just a sack of blood what's your point

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Hello guys! I have posted The Writer's Games: Unfortunate! Please go check it out!

QOTC: Who can't wait for the Divergent movie?!?! Omg It's so close! Also The Fault In Our Stars's movie is this year so I want to read the book before the movie comes out. AND I OBVIOUSLY CAN'T WAIT FOR MOCKINGJAY PART 1 AND OMG ASDFGHJKL!!!

Guys, by the way, I think the guy who acted as Plutarch in Catching Fire died... So um... Yeah I don't know what their gonna do... Not that I care more about the movie, I mean, a man with a wife and children died. That is just... hurtful. :(

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DJ:
Katniss: he tried to choke you too?

Tris: yeah

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MaY tHe OdDs Be EvEr In YoUr FaVoR

BAIII BAIII!