Percy Jackson & HoO

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Do you think Frank could turn in to a pokemon?

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Percy can just run out of fifth period science class and out of school and no one even stops him.

They're just like "There goes Percy Jackson again, what's he doing this time? Beating up chikens with a pen? Typical."

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Jason: Omg Percy I love your sword! Where'd you get it?

Percy: It belonged to Hercules thousands of years ago.

Jason: vintage sooooo cute

Percy: *walks away thinking he is crap*

Jason: That is the ugliest effing sword I've seen in my life.

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Making yo mamma jokes must be pretty dangerous in Camp Half-blood

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*whispers*

Nico di Angelo dyes his hair black.

It's naturally dark brown.

pass it on.

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Just a reminder that Thalia is Immortal and Jason is not and there is going to be a day where she loses Jason again, only for good.

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Did you realize that this was our last time waiting for our demigods. For the adventures. We will break. No more questioning what will happen next. There's not gonna be anymore.

We will go crazy.

We will go Harry Potter.

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"Death looked up from his iPad."

- The Son of Neptune

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Mortal: So while you're telling me about Sea of Monsters, who would be dumb enough to fall for a joke played by two demigods?

Me: Nobody, of course.

Mortal: Mortal: ...then why would you say that-

Me: *mental high five to self*

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Me at the Empire State: Mortals don't even know

Me at the hoover dam: Mortals don't even know

Me at Mount Saint Helens: Mortals don't even know

Me at the Saint Louis arch: Mortals don't even know

Me: Mortals don't even know

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Remember in the Lightning Thief when Percy, Annabeth and Grover were like "We're going to the Underworld this is the most dangerous thing we will EVER do."

Now they just pop there like hey uncky Hades how u do.

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ANNABETH HAS A CRUSH ON PERCY

RACHEL HAS A CRUSH ON PERCY

NICO HAS A CRUSH ON PERCY

EVERYONE HAS A CRUSH ON PERCY

DON'T FORGET ABOUT CALYPSO

AND ONE OF THE AMAZONS

AND ME HOW COULD I FORGET ABOUT JASON

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Amount of times a character has been on a cover:

Piper: 1

Hazel: 1

Frank: 1

Leo: 1

Annabeth: 2

Jason: 3

Percy: 8

Fandom: BUT WHERE'S PERCYYYYYYYYYYY

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Remember that time when Percy's mother killed like four people. Remember that time when Percy's mother killed like four people and sold thier bodies.

Harry Potter

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Dude

Like

Dragons are mentioned in almost all cultures all across the world even before they had interaction with each other and your telling me they didn't exist.

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Just imagine in Care of Magical Creatures class one day Hagrid is about to lead a bunch of students to see some new beastie and he goes "Are ya ready kids?" and suddenly a few Muggleborns in the class scream at the top of their lungs "AYE AYE CAPTAIN!!!" And half the class is on the ground laughing while Hagrid and all the Purebloods just stare totally bewildered.

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Please excuse me while I walk over your husband's corpse like he's nothing and upon entering the room ignore your traumatised child in his crib and instead clutch your lifeless body in a demostration of my love for you: creepy and entirely unhelpful.

"I love how everyone knows what this is referencing."

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Hermione: Harry, he harrased you for 7 years.

Ron: Not to mention that quidditch incident.

Harry: Before he died, he said I had my mother's eyes.

Hermione: Everyone says that, Harry.

Harry: Yes but he had a crush on my mum and she didn't like him back.

Ron: So?

Harry: I'm going to name my kid after him.

Hermione: Harry no.

Harry: Snape 5ever

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Harry Potter is adopted by Sirius:

Orphan is the new Black

The Maze Runner

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No but in the TMR movie they had the supplies come up once a month with the greenie

But there was also goats in the Glade

So just imagine that one Glader who was trapped in the Box with like four or five goats.

The Mortal Instruments & TID

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TMI to return as a TV series:

After stalling at the box office, The Mortal Instruments is coming back. As a television series.

Costantin Film, the prodiction company that controls the rights to Cassandra Clare's best-selling YA fantasy franchise and which produced The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones film, is relaunching as a high-end drama series.

There is going to be a new cast and the are re-doing CoB all over again. The cast will be coming out soon any month now.

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Herondales and Werewolves:

Will: Jem is dead... I have to beat up a bunch of werewolves!

Jace: Clary doesn't love me... I have to go beat up a bunch of werewolves!

Werewolves: ...why?

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Romance in TMI:

Clary: tell me a bedtime story.

Jace: *tells her how his abusive father murdered his pet*

Isabelle: tell me a bedtime story

Simon: *tells her the plot of Star Wars*

The Hunger Games

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If Prim ever dreamed about being on fire like Katniss, I feel like her dream came true.

Fangirl stuff

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If your OTP's:

- Not canon

- Broken up

- One is dead

- Loves someone else

Lets go stand in that corner and cry together

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I love how OTP stands for 'one true pairing" but literally no one has just one.

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*reading fic*

*cute thing happens between otp*

*covers face*

*grins*

*slides down chair and pulls legs up*

*long high pitched whine*

*straightens self out and continues reading*

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[You are trapped in a box and you have to choose whether to press the red button]

If you press the red button:

You have the opportunity to meet your favorite fictional character, your soulmate.

BUT

He/she is dying from a disease and will die within a year of meeting you.

[choose]

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knock kncok

who's there?

Jace

Jace who?

depends on what book you're on

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Jerk: I hope all your favorite fictional characters die.

Me: You know what I hope? That you fall into Tartarus, get killed in the Hunger Games, spend days in the Scorch with a bunch of Cranks, are shot by a Dauntless, and get Demon Pox. P.S Avada Kadavra.

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Cannon: thing that goes boom.

Canon: an event that occurs within a published story

"they both destroy ships though"

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If Tartarus and Azkaban had a baby, it would be School.

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Person: What if you went of a blind date and you favorite fictional character was your date... What would you do?

Me I would be like "Crap am I dead too?"

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The stuggle between wanting to savor every page of a good book because you don't want it to end and wanting to finish it because you want to know what happens.

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I might be annoying, but atleast my lockscreen isn't a selfie.

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MOM can you buy me a dystopian novel so that I can hate on human race and the unfair capitalistic society.

TFIOS

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Maybe I should've have just held the TFIOS book; because then I would have put the killing thing right in my hands but I wouldn't have given it the power to do the killing.

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My dad when he sees I'm reading Looking for Alaska:

Dad: I don't want to spoil anything but it's just a little bit to the left of Canada.

Divergent

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If I had a dollar for every time one of Tris's friends in Divergent came near to death and survived, I'd have exactly 1$ thank you Christina.

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Hello all!

DID YOU READ OH MY GODS THE TMI TV SHOW *breathes heavily* AND MOCKINGJAY PART 1 IS SO CLOSE OH GOSH AND DID YOU HEARRRRRRR

THERE

IS

GOING

TO

BE

A

NEW

MAZE RUNNER

BOOK

CALLED

THE FEVER CODE

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C-can I just...

QOTC: What is your favorite story on Wattpad besides this one ;D jk

I have many but I have to stick with my first favorite: Oh My, My, My by @Maroon1479.

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What book did you last read? I read Specials by Scott Westerfeld. Actually I finished it like an hour ago. Bfore that I read The Battle of The Labyrinth by Rick Riordan.

What book are you currently reading? I don't know right now. Help me choose!

-Finish Clockwork Angel

- The Hobbit

- Paper Towns

- Twilight

- The Elite

Those are the only books I have right now. But I want to read Percy Jackson!!!

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GOTC: Write a Harry Potter related thing with the letter A then B and so on (you know your ABCs). I start with A:

Albus Dumbledore!

*Try to not repeat words!*

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Go check out my stories! If you do, Please read Slytherlove! I know the title is real cheesy but I didn't know what other to name it. It would mean a lot if you did! Specially if you love Harry Potter and want to know what happens after...

Happy another-not-so-great-friday-with-no-friends-and-no-pizza day, and may the odds be ever in your ships favor...

Good bye!