The Hunger Games Problems:

-You were disappointed the mutts in the movie didn't resemble the tributes.

-You get annoyed when someone says they are a 'die hard' Hunger Games fan when they have only seen the movie.

-when someone offers you berries, and you are like, "are you trying to kill me or something?!"

-Thinking about Katniss when you hear 'Girl On Fire' by Alicia Keys.

-the fact that Avoxes were described in the book as red-headed in the book, yet none were in the movie

-Finishing the Hunger Games book, and having to enter reality again

-oh, so you are a "die hard" hunger games fan after you saw the movie? Well then, who is Madge Undersee? Huh?

-you use the the idea of mutts chasing you as a motivation to run faster when you are exercising

-anything that sounds like a cannon being sound makes you think of a dead tribute

-you want a mockingjay pin

-wondering how the games would be if Katniss had saved Rue in time

-never able to see a braid the same ever again

-spelling "capital" as "capitol"

-when you wear a dress, you spin around waiting for it to turn into flames

-you think caves are romantic

-Instead of telling people "good luck" you tell them "may the odds be ever in your favor"

-while at the gym you think "I am training like a career."

-You dreamt you were in the Hunger Games

-you would buy a Hunger Games monopoly board game

-You classify everyday objects by what district they were made in

-you will never see a bee, wasp or hornet the same without thinking of a Tracker Jacker

-Going outside and whistle hoping a mockingjay will come and repeat your tune, but the only thing you hear are the neighbors yelling at you

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Haymitch

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ceasaR

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REASONS WHY I AM SINGLE

10% I haven't found the right one

90% It isn't considered "possible" or "legal" to date fictional characters

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QOTC: would you run to the cornucopia?

May the odds be ever in your favor,

GOOD NIGHT!

Or..... Whenever your reading this.