taehyung
no but seriously if u ever need to spend the night somewhere again

taehyung
just tell me

jimin
omg

jimin
could this be

jimin
a FF ECT iO N??¿?¿??

taehyung
jesus christ

taehyung
would you shut the hell up

taehyung
do you want my help or not

jimin
thanks

jimin
i actually appreciate it

taehyung
i'm just doing this because i'm a decent human being

taehyung
not because i like you or anything

taehyung
ew who the FUCK would like you

taehyung
idk who that idiot is but it definitely ain't me

jimin
lol ok???

taehyung
yeah

jimin
no need to be all defensive, darling

taehyung
what

taehyung
i'm just stating the F A C T S, honey

taehyung
totally not defending anything

jimin
whatever helps you sleep at night