taehyung
so jimin

jimin
i'm your hyung you thicc ass mama

taehyung
uhM ,,

jimin
i meant *you fuckwad little crybaby bitch whom i kinda wanna fuck

jimin
stupid autocorrect

taehyung
uhhhhhh that doesn't really sound any fucking better

jimin
DAMN TAE YOUR EXPECTATIONS OF ME CAN YOU NOT

taehyung
tf

jimin
WHY CANT A MAN JUST EXPRESS HIS DESIRES OF SMASHING

taehyung
WHY DID THE MAN WHO SPURTED OUT HOMOPHOBIC SHIT TO ME WANNA FUCK ME NOW

jimin
i wasn't being homophobic. i was just rudely trying to make you come out

taehyung
oh boy, as if that's any better

jimin
iM SORRY

taehyung
no you're not

jimin
shit u ryt

taehyung
alright dude imma take a shit ttyl

jimin
gROSS

jimin
is this your way of saying "lmao the sex aint ever gonna happen bitch"

taehyung
probably

jimin
fuck you

taehyung
ew do you got shit fetish or smthn

jimin
i

jimin
am

jimin
d o n e

taehyung
cool bye

jimin
b
y
e

taehyung
okay

jimin
alright

taehyung
yeah

jimin
uh-huh

taehyung
mmk

jimin
bye

taehyung
bye bitchacho

jimin
ciao

taehyung
au revoir

jimin
tangina lumayas ka na nga

taehyung
idk what the fuck you said but i love you too

jimin
oh my god