Puns 41-50

Topic: Animals

-Ham and Eggs: A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

-Never trust a dog to watch your food.

-Occasionally, a true friend gives his paw not his hand...

-At what age is it appropriate to tell my dog that he's adopted?

-Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.

-The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.

-Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

-I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread.

-I named my dog 6 miles so I can tell people that I walk 6 miles every single day.

-My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.