Puns 91-100

Topic: Sports

-What's the difference between baseball and politics? In baseball you're out if you're caught stealing.

-Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.

-Ice hockey is basically just guys wearing knife shoes fighting each other with long sticks for the last Oreo.

-The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.

-I was at a climbing center the other day, but someone had stolen all the grips from the wall; honestly, you couldn't make it up.

-I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually, it came back to me.

-Refusing to go to the gym counts as resistance training, right?

-If procrastination was an Olympic sport, I'd compete in it later.

-My tennis opponent was not happy with my serve. He kept returning it.

-I'm taking part in a stair climbing competition. Guess I better step up my game.