So one of my friends *cough*SnowDistortedDragon*cough* is over my cuz she slept over last night.

Friend: Wheres my phone
Me: idk
Me: *picks up pillow to show phone*
Friend: *belches* i found it
Both: *laughter*
Friend: belches, i found it. This is why we cant have nice things

She keeps belching as i type...