•Funny joke:

-What Do You Do when Chemists Die?

Barium!

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•Funny job:

-Gift skater: The person who collects flowers, stuffed animals, and other gifts thrown onto skating rinks after a performance.

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•Funny saying:

- The Word "nun" is the Letter "n" Doing a Cartwheel

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•Funny insults:

- If there was an award for laziness, you'd need someone to pick it up for you.

-Unwashed sock
(really? XD)

-Warmduscher: German insult that translates to "One who only takes hot showers." A German way to call someone a wimp.

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•Funny places:

- Bitchfield, England. Located in Lincolnshire.

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So I got those from a site called "Bored Button"
If ur bored check it out
For each time u press the button it has something random pop up and it's entertaining

C ya!

Note: I couldn't write more things cuz I accidentally closed the tab and poof! Twas gone XD