"I was in the bathroom the other day." Stated Wilson as he was in the stall.
"And what did you do?" Wensel questioned.
Zeelo whispered under his breath"Oh no."
"Well" The toilet flushed. "I let my 'water' out." he opened the stall door. "And the spider wasn't happy."
Zeelo cringed at him in disgust.
"What happened to the spider?"
Wilson turned on the faucet. "Lets just say. I had to go to the doctor for a few days."
"What is wrong with you." Zeelo stated more than a question.
We heard footsteps coming into the bathroom so we moved to the urinals side by side.
Turns out one of our enemies walked in and used the urinal right next to Wilson. Wendel's phone rang. "Attention please, the owner of this phone is single, desperate, and horny. He also doesn't have any underwear on. I say it again, the owner of this phone is single, desperate, and horny. He also doesn't have any underwear on." He taps Wilson's shoulder. "Hey can you hold this, I need to take this call." Wilson reached for the 'swinger' keeping it up.
The enemy looked at Wilson horrified with a hint of curiosity. Zeelo pulls out a cheeseburger from his back pocket, he looks at us smiling then takes a bite. A mixture of ketchup, mustard and mayo dripped from his mouth. "Ahhhh." Zeelo said with relief as the sound of splashing water began. The enemy zips up and tries to get out of there as fast as he can. He trips on Wilson's tazer.
"Oh that's where it is." Wilson stated "Hey buddy. Are you alright?" There wasn't a reply he stayed there lying on the floor.
His radio went off "You're not in position. Where are you?"
Wilson lets go of the swinger and heads to the radio.
"Get over here." Zeelo whispered.
The enemy looked indian so Wilson faked the worst accent in history. "I am in the bathroom."
"Who are you!" The man exclaimed in the other end. Wilson grabbed his taser, placed it in his holster, walking out of the bathroom. Wendel hanged up his phone, Zeelo threw the burger across the wall, zipped up and followed.
Pacing through the hallway Zeelo raced up to Wilson.
"Do you know what you just did?" He sounded bent out of shape.
"What? I thought it would work."