Mabel: I just want someone who's extroverted and dominating ...I think part of me wants a sugar daddy.
Wendy: If you want a sugar daddy, just go and get one.
Claudia: I had a sugar daddy last year, how do you think I could get my Gucci slides hehe

Looking at your phone, you open your chat. Your phone had been blowing up for the past twenty minutes and because Jungkook was beside you decidedly keeping you company for the hour-long lecture, it definitely wasn't him.

Mabel: No offence Claudia but aren't your family like super-rich?
Claudia: I wouldn't say super-rich, they're comfortable
Mabel: Sounds like something a super-rich person would say
Wendy: Did you guys just quote Crazy Rich Asians?
Claudia: This is not the point, my parents work hard for their money, I have no right to it.
Seulgi: Did you know that Y/N is super-rich?

You snort at Seulgi's message.

You: I am privileged through my parents but I'm not personally wealthy. Also, Jungkook and I are now officially dating. Apologies in advance
Mable: No offence Y/N but this isn't about you and your stupid happiness with that sexy bastard, I hate you both
Claudia: OMG about time!! Double date sometime?
Wendy: Sorry to interrupt but lol you're seeing someone Claudia?
Claudia: We're just getting to know each other at the moment but his name is Joon and he's so fucking hot, I'm having a wet dream right now talking to him.

Leaning into Jungkook, you whisper, eyes constantly following the lecturer in fear of getting caught. "Do you know a Joon that Claudia might be seeing?"

He nods, "Yeah, he's in the Medical department. Nice guy. He was at this frat party I was at like last weekend. They official?"

Shrugging your shoulders, you go back to your phone.

Mable: WHY CAN'T I FIND SOMEONE AND CLAUDIA CAN? I just want to be cherished and treated like someone's world but on the flip side. I want someone to throw me up against a wall and choke me. Ya feel?
You: Found anyone on bumble?
Mable: Only buttholes on bumble. These days I only go out on bumble dates because I know they're paying for my dinner and ya girl has a financial goal. It's not shady if it's a maybe.
Wendy: Doesn't Hoseok having a choking fetish? You could ask him to choke you out?
Mable: Don't talk about him, I hate him.
Claudia: Woah, Mable hates someone? What happened?

Seulgi: Only back because MabLE HATES SOMEONE, WHAT?
Mable: Long story short, yes he wants to bone, but he also wants to bone all of Europe and America and my fufu can't be jeopardised by all the potential diseases that erection stick might have.
Wendy: What's a fufu?
Seulgi: I can show you what a fufu is, come over ;)
Mable: Are you going to bring Joon on our camping trip? Can he bring a friend? hehe asking for a friend (me, I'm the friend, not you sluts)
Claudia: Yes, he's coming. It's going to be super cute, of course, he's coming. He knows Jungkook too so that will be good.
You: How did you guys meet anyway? I heard he's studying medicine?

Claudia: I've been getting therapy, just for some anxiety I've been experiencing at uni and I met Joon in the waiting room after like my third session. It was so magical. Two anxious individuals getting mental health support flirting in the waiting room.
Mable: That could be a film bitch, that's so wholesome.
Seulgi: Wait, he's studying medicine. You sure he wasn't on clinical placement?
Claudia: Yes I'm sure, he's actually on placement in the general surgical and vascular unit at Seoul Hospital. He's been crazy stressed. I did ask though because like, it would be so unethical if he was to be on placement and hook up with a patient.
Mable: Like every good xvideo ever xx

You show Jungkook the messages.
He rolls his eyes, turning back to the lecture you should be listening to.

Wendy: Awh proud of you for getting help, can you private DM me the details of that therapy place? Anxiety city babes, it's the season for sad.
Claudia: Sure Wendy, I'll do that now. Anyway, we went back to his and fucked all afternoon, it was so nice to get it out of my system. I've never met someone who just gets me, you know? and he was so adventurous during bed, I've never met a guy so interested in sex that wasn't penetration focused.
Mable: That fucking depresses me, he big?
Claudia: He's okay, I'd say just above average and slightly curved to the left.
Mable: a BENDER, you fucking bitch, I hate you and celebrate you and your precious fufu.

Your cheeks are red as you read this conversation, especially as it's been a week since you and Jungkook have started dating. He hasn't made any moves to have sex with you but then again, you've been crazy busy with council duties and lectures. Jungkook's doing this historical architecture competition which requires an extreme amount of focus so you haven't seen him at home.

But it doesn't help that you think about it all the time -wanting to have sex and Jungkook hasn't picked up on it yet. How dare he not make the first move.

"Can I see again?" Jungkook whispers, leaning close to you, snapping you out of your thoughts. Moving the phone closer to him, he reads with you. "A bender? What is that ...what are you guys talking about?"

"Keep your voice down Jungkook," the realisation of how loud he is getting dawns as people gape back at you both. "Seriously."

"Is that what you girls talk about?" Jungkook ignores you, enraged by the content. "Did you talk about my dick like this too because I-

"-EXCUSE ME," your lecturer yells pointedly at Jungkook, "You've been talking this entire lecture. Is there something you want to say to the hall? Are you bored?"

It doesn't hit Jungkook that he's talking to him until you smack his chest with the back of your hand. "I'm talking to you Nike boy?"

The lecturer starts making his way up the stairs and your heart falls into your anus. This is so fucking embarrassing. Jungkook fiddles next to you. "Sorry sir," he raises out of his seat. Jungkook winks at you and you're not sure if its to be sexy or because he's about to do something cheeky. "I'll call you after class Y/N."

The lecturer stands in total dismay as Jungkook shuffles past you and down the aisle. "You're leaving? But I haven't asked you to?"

Jungkook waves him off. "I don't study law- too easy. The world outside of law is harder."

"Then why are you here?" the lecturer challenges him but Jungkook doesn't care. "I'm so confused."

Jungkook walks down the steps and towards the exit. "Don't be confused sir, the law can be hard but it's not confusing. I'm here because I want to be here, isn't that flattering?"

"Don't be a smart ass, get out of my class." The lecturer snaps.

You sink into your chair.

Jungkook waves at you and announces loudly. "Bye my love, see you after class. Call me though because I'll be in my office."

You die right then and there.

Your phone buzzes in your hand.

Jungkook: Do I have a bender?

Bastard.