This is a conversation between Loki and yourself, a waitress.

a waitress:*Trips* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Your food falls everywhere*

a waitress:well shit

a waitress: sorry

a waitress:um

Loki:can't you take care stupid midgardian?!

a waitress:sorry sir

a waitress:here let me .., *Tries cleaning it*

Loki: no "sorry sir" that's my favourite scarf!

Loki: don't!

a waitress:*Slips on drink*

Loki:don't touch it, you're making it worse idiot

a waitress:shit shit shit

a waitress: Sorry!

a waitress: um

a waitress:I'll get you a towel

a waitress:*Get up*

Loki:yes! you shall suffer greatly!

a waitress:*Trips again*

a waitress:i'm so sorry!

Loki:how stupid are you even? it's almost amusing. almost

a waitress:I'm so soory! I didn't mean to!

Loki:now get me the damn towel!

a waitress:this isn't even my job!

a waitress:okay sir!

a waitress:*Get up carefully*

Loki:then why the hel are you doing it?!

a waitress:*Takes cautious steps*

Loki:*rolls eyes*

a waitress:*Falls anyway*

Loki:(internet might disconnect)

a waitress:(NO ILY)

Loki:oh gods, you're kidding me!

a waitress:WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

a waitress:*Finally gets towel*

Loki:(skype)

a waitress:FINALLLLLLLLLLY HERE YOU GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Loki:are you hurt?

a waitress:just bruised like, all my body

a waitress:I think i'm okay

Loki:i's about damn time! and stop screaming my ears are ringing

a waitress:Sorry!!!!!!!

a waitress:oh

a waitress:sorry...

Loki:ugh. why are you doing this job if you're so terribly bad?! *getting the towel*

a waitress:I'm covering for a friend... she had to go to a wedding

Loki:you're doing a horrible job

a waitress:Thanks

Loki:(you got skype? it will most likely disconnect)

a waitress:*Tries picking up broken glass*

Loki:don't!

a waitress:(No, do you have a wattpad?)

Loki:you will cut yourself and bleed to death

a waitress:*Cuts self* OWIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Loki:(no..)

a waitress:(NUUUUUUUU)

a waitress:(Kik?)

Loki:you're so stupid it's hurting me!

Loki:(not anymore no)

a waitress:I'm sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!

Loki:just...stop it, get away!

a waitress:(Aw!)

a waitress:B-but! I'M SORRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Loki:stop screaming dammit!

a waitress:SORRY! ER sorry...

Loki:worthless human, just go somewhere where you can't break anything!

a waitress:um o-okay! I'm sorry!

a waitress:*Trips down again*

Loki:if you apologise one more time...

a waitress:Sorry!

Loki:how do you even live at all?! you can't even walk!

a waitress:I'm sorry!

Loki:don't. say. sorry!

a waitress:*Starts tearing up* I can't do anything rightttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Loki:yes, seems like it! *cleaning his clothes* pathetic mortal

a waitress:I-I'll go now! *Gets up*

a waitress:*Falls again*

Loki:yes! you better do!

a waitress:OWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Loki:*facepalms* oh gods...are you hurt?

a waitress:*Gets up* N-no!

a waitress:Thank you though sir!

a waitress:W-what's your name if I can ask?

Loki:don't thank me!

a waitress:W-why not?

Loki:i'm loki, but actually that's none of your business

a waitress:Lokkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii where have I heard that?

a waitress:*Thinks to self*

Loki:because you're just a stupid human and i want to be alone!

Loki:stop saying my name!

a waitress:Loki, loki, LOKiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii hmmmmmmmm OH SORRY!

a waitress:I swear I've heard that though....

Loki:i don't know what's stopping me from killing you

a waitress:...

a waitress:I'm sorry?

a waitress:OH! are you in a book club?

Loki:you're annoying, you ruined my scarf and won't stop saying my name!

Loki:i'm not!

Loki:i read my books alone

a waitress:Oh, well... how about a knitting club?

Loki:i'm in no club at all!

a waitress:I know I've heard loki before!

Loki:i bet you know my brother

a waitress:*Thinks hard*

a waitress:OH!

a waitress:is he Dan?

Loki:*rolls eyes* you're dumb as well...

a waitress:I'm sorry?

a waitress:Is your brother dan?

Loki:thor! the blonde idiot with his hammer!

a waitress:Thor.......

a waitress:Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

a waitress:HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Loki:can you think more quiet please?!

a waitress:OH! SORRY!

Loki:ugh

a waitress:I'll try to be quiet!

Loki:yes...

a waitress:OH! let me clean everything up actually!

Loki:no!

Loki:no just don't!

Loki:get someone else to do it

a waitress:*Get another towel without tripping*

a waitress:I DID IT!

a waitress:WOW!

Loki:*slowly clapping*

a waitress: :D YAY!

a waitress:*Takes step* *Falls*

Loki:now get away

a waitress:owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Loki:was too good to last...

a waitress:Ha! I guess so...

Loki:*getting his coat* i'm going now...

a waitress:*tries cleaning from the floor*

a waitress:OH!

a waitress:WAIT!

Loki:ugh...why?!

a waitress:I still need to get you your food!

a waitress:I'll pay!

a waitress:as an apology!

Loki:*turning around* i don't need my food anymore! it's all over my favourite scarf!

a waitress:Oh! But you'll catch a cold if your wet and go outside in the snow!

Loki:i don't care! i'm already cold

a waitress:*Gets up* WAIT!

a waitress:*Runs to the back*

a waitress:*Comes back with blanket*

a waitress:HERE YOU GO!

Loki:are you gods damn serious?!

a waitress:W-well I don't want you to get sick, and you seem like a really nice person and *Continues rambling*

Loki:i'm a nice person? *laughs bitterly* you're really stupid, i'm not nice at all, so why do you even care?

a waitress:W-why would you even say that! You're a great person! You stayed longer than most people after I trip and.... well, at least let me make you some hot chocolate!

a waitress:...And it gets really dark and scary when no one is here...

Loki:if you knew me, you would know that i'm neither great nor nice. *sitting back down* i can make the chocolate myself

a waitress:A-are you sure? At least let me help! please!

Loki:you will just break everything. again.

a waitress:U-um.... I.... Okay... OH! I'll turn the T.v, on! Here! *TV turns on*

Loki:*sighs, standing up walking to the kitchen*

a waitress:U-um, Loki what would you like to watch?

Loki:i don't care

a waitress:Oh, um okay...

a waitress:Let's see...

Loki:what's your name?

a waitress:Oh, I'm um...

a waitress:..............

a waitress:I-I forgot....

a waitress:...............

Loki:you forgot? *stops*

a waitress:yeah...

a waitress:It happens sometimes.. Let me check my phone...

a waitress:*Gets up to get phone*

Loki has left the conversation.